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Author:  madassgamer [ Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:00 pm ]
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This is madassgamer with a breaking HOLY SHIT NEWS!!! YomToxic has been missing for 10 days!!! HOLY FUCK!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?!?! The new Sex Kitten game was supposed to come out on Halloween, but no word from Yom. I declare that YomToxic is AWOL. Whoever can find him will receive a collection of Magic Good!

PLEASE! COME BACK, YOM!!! I NEED MY SLUTTY MCSLUT HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blargh :blargh :blargh :blargh :blargh :blargh :blargh :blargh :blargh :blargh

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Author:  Chaos [ Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:07 pm ]
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Whatever situation you are in yomu, I lend you every ounce of my gambling spirit.
Survive and come back!
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In the mean time we will fiercely defend this stronghold. :fireeye

Author:  arch_enemy [ Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:17 am ]
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i'll wait 30 days minimum before i start to assume the worst

Author:  Parpol [ Thu Nov 03, 2016 3:58 am ]
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Maybe his computer broke, or he couldn't afford to pay his internet bill this month?

Author:  LordofFlames [ Thu Nov 03, 2016 4:12 am ]
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Like arch_enemy I'll wait abit before I panic. He is most likely busy with something. :P

Author:  joshex [ Thu Nov 03, 2016 4:20 am ]
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Parpol wrote:
Maybe his computer broke, or he couldn't afford to pay his internet bill this month?


computer broke is a maybe.

family over is an unexpected maybe that sometimes happens.

internet bill is not possible, he said he's got the funds to cover that not long before he left.

Author:  Parpol [ Thu Nov 03, 2016 4:53 am ]
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He could be completely buried in work. Last time he released something overdue it was really hard to contact him too, wasn't it?

Author:  SomebodyElse [ Thu Nov 03, 2016 7:52 am ]
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I'm going to consider the facts at hand.

Today is day eight of him being missing. Testimony and observations show a few things to be the case.

    1. At some point it became clear to us that he couldn't be overdue on internet costs, at least not if he had kept a close eye on his bank account.
    2. Others have noted that he has at some point said that he has to deal with some situation or otherwise say at some point that he'd be away for an undetermined period of time.
    3. He has not been active on any other sites.
    4. He was to release WATTT on Halloween. However, he did not.

Granted, this is just testimony, but it's better than nothing. I would also like to note that he had been somewhat concerned over AFH's leave and had asked for my own take on it (I suppose as a sort of "outsider" perspective given that at the time I knew little about AFH.) However, the odd piece here is that he not only disappeared without a trace, but he hasn't taken any time yet to contact any one of us to let us in on how he's doing. Or at least none of the current active members, such as myself, madass, Parpol, icarus, joshex, or Chaos, to name a few.

Combining the testimonies at hand, and assuming that in the case of my second point that the testimonies are not faulty due to issues with human memory, it seems the most likely case is that he is visiting someone important. Immediately the idea that he's visiting family comes to mind, but I'm not too sure this could be the case since he's never mentioned his family, at least not to me. Or, perhaps it could still be the case and he just keeps his family matters out of FH. Perhaps he could be visiting a romantic interest, but again, he hasn't entirely made note of this.

Maybe I'm misinterpreting something, but the possibility that he's visiting someone seems to be the most solid of the cases. However, combine with this the fourth fact that he didn't release WATTT on time. This indicates to me that he did this not out of want, but because he had to. It indicates that a situation has occurred where he had to prioritize this over his entire internet life (see fact three).

The idea of a funeral or wedding comes to mind, but... Well, I've still got a lack of evidence to show these to be true. I dunno, it's still circumstantial to say any of this. The theory that he could be completely swamped in work and thus put off anything online seems to be more solid than these.

Author:  arch_enemy [ Thu Nov 03, 2016 4:01 pm ]
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i doubt it's anything to do with family we have talked about family in the past and from what i understand he doesn't really get along with his family

Author:  Orange Juice Jones [ Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:50 pm ]
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It was me I'm responsible
I FINALLY TRACKED HIM DOWN AND MURDILIZED HIM GOOD
THEN I WROTE SEVERAL EPIC BALLADS TO COMMEMORATE MY VICTORY AND JERKED OFF TO SOME REALLY SHITTY HENTAI RAPE VIDEOS
Then I went to sleep

Author:  joshex [ Sun Nov 06, 2016 7:06 am ]
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Orange Juice Jones wrote:
It was me I'm responsible
I FINALLY TRACKED HIM DOWN AND MURDILIZED HIM GOOD
THEN I WROTE SEVERAL EPIC BALLADS TO COMMEMORATE MY VICTORY AND JERKED OFF TO SOME REALLY SHITTY HENTAI RAPE VIDEOS
Then I went to sleep



care to share your ballads? *yom is so going to hand you your ass when he comes back.*

Author:  Parpol [ Sun Nov 06, 2016 8:34 am ]
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my yomu cannot get erect

Author:  joshex [ Sun Nov 06, 2016 8:45 pm ]
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Parpol wrote:
my yomu cannot get erect
have you tries one of those realistic pose-able anime sex dolls and put it on a rope? *womans voice* "come, rise yomu, I shall take you to a better place than your bed, the universe has need of you"

after he gets up, lead hims to food then computer, "the universe needs j00 on Forkheads j00 fuck wit"

Author:  Pantsman [ Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:44 pm ]
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Orange Juice Jones wrote:
It was me I'm responsible
I FINALLY TRACKED HIM DOWN AND MURDILIZED HIM GOOD
THEN I WROTE SEVERAL EPIC BALLADS TO COMMEMORATE MY VICTORY AND JERKED OFF TO SOME REALLY SHITTY HENTAI RAPE VIDEOS
Then I went to sleep


I knew that double-faking my identity and using a convenient leak would serve me well. You just killed a dangerous rival, and further opened more business opportunities for me. ;D

Parpol wrote:
my yomu cannot get erect


*Gives loliparpol a kiss on the cheek.*

joshex wrote:
Parpol wrote:
my yomu cannot get erect
have you tries one of those realistic pose-able anime sex dolls and put it on a rope? *womans voice* "come, rise yomu, I shall take you to a better place than your bed, the universe has need of you"

after he gets up, lead hims to food then computer, "the universe needs j00 on Forkheads j00 fuck wit"


How about a fully mobile gynoid with a 'perfect meido' AI?

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