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n0th1n
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RIDDLE ME THIS!
A man comes home one day and finds two dead bodies on his floor, some water everywhere, a table turned over and an empty bowl. The door was locked but there is a cat in an open window.
What happened?
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Re: RIDDLE ME THIS!
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y[/video]
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psychokittyboy
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Re: RIDDLE ME THIS!
LOOK, I DIDN'T DO SHIT! AND YOU CAN'T PROVE IT EITHER! SO JUST BACK THE FUCK OFF!
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Re: RIDDLE ME THIS!
people tried to break in cat tried to stop them things got messy in the process and the cat won. people died. the end.
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Re: RIDDLE ME THIS!
Riddle me this, how many times did the llama stab the human?
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n0th1n
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Re: RIDDLE ME THIS!
You're all terrible at this.
Well, PKB may have figured it out/known the answer... he just made a funny comment which actually fits along the lines of the answer...
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psychokittyboy
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Re: RIDDLE ME THIS!
n0th1n wrote: You're all terrible at this.
Well, PKB may have figured it out/known the answer... he just made a funny comment which actually fits along the lines of the answer...
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Haz
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Re: RIDDLE ME THIS!
oh comeone it's obvious old riddle the 2 dead bodies are fish cat smashed fish bowl
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n0th1n
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Re: RIDDLE ME THIS!
Haz wrote: oh comeone it's obvious old riddle the 2 dead bodies are fish cat smashed fish bowl precisely. Yea, it is pretty old, I was expecting to get the answer a lot sooner because of this.
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MelDy(^-^)
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Re: RIDDLE ME THIS!
oh i never heard that one before. ok so here's one
Your on a ship on a planet where the water only rises and never lowers. There is a latter dangling from the side of the ship with 20 runs 1 foot apart from each other. The water rises 1/2 foot every time. How many times will it take for the water to reach the top of the boat.
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Re: RIDDLE ME THIS!
meldecite wrote: oh i never heard that one before. ok so here's one
Your on a ship on a planet where the water only rises and never lowers. There is a latter dangling from the side of the ship with 20 runs 1 foot apart from each other. The water rises 1/2 foot every time. How many times will it take for the water to reach the top of the boat. Err...what? I think you mean to say, the rope ladder has 20 rungs 1 a foot apart and the water is rising at a rate of 1/2 a foot and hour; what rung is the water level at after 7 hours?
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Re: RIDDLE ME THIS!
nope thats not the way it was told to me. there are always different versions of jokes and riddles and stuff. that was the version i was told. i'm sure the answer is the same. i'd even bet money on it.
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Re: RIDDLE ME THIS!
psychokittyboy wrote: LOOK, I DIDN'T DO SHIT! AND YOU CAN'T PROVE IT EITHER! SO JUST BACK THE FUCK OFF! LIES. YOU KILLED THE TWO MEN FOR TOUCHING YOUR JEWGOLDFISH.
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Re: RIDDLE ME THIS!
meldecite wrote: nope thats not the way it was told to me. there are always different versions of jokes and riddles and stuff. that was the version i was told. i'm sure the answer is the same. i'd even bet money on it. Well no, the difference is that your riddle makes no sense. The water rises every time? What the fuck is every time? The vagueness of your phrasing combined with your inability to spell are what make this riddle hard, not the actual question *sigh* I'm sorry, I haven't slept all weekend.
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Re: RIDDLE ME THIS!
Every time? Is this every second or every million years? Is this a spaceship or a cruise ship? Are we going a few feet or traveling into the atmosphere? Is this a toy planet/ship or a real planet/ship? How heavy is the ship? Is this fresh water or salt water? What is the planet's gravity? WHO IS YOUR GOD? What kind of ladder is it? If it's rope, what type of rope is it made out of? Is it worn? Is it new? Is American Idol overrated? What type of pie do you prefer? What are your three sizes? Does Brad Pitt look sexier in boxers or briefs from a man's perspective viewed through a woman's perspective? List your reasons? Is the answer to the riddle abstract or factual? Is there really cake or is it just a lie? LOLI LOLI ROCK THAT BODY? I'm thinking of a number between 4 and 6? It was 7.5?
Do you wish for me to continue?
Would you like to run that riddle by us again, except this time paying attention to the spelling and grammar and any details that may give us a clue into that little head of yours?
Y/N?
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