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I still wanna know how we go from a terrifying creature of the night bent on leaving you a withered husk to a buncha emo Linkin Park fans with permanently fixed Halloween dentures. All these girls gasping and swooning over vampires...apparently society has forgotten about them being flesh eating monsters. So why stop there? Let's bust out some dopplegangers, the mummy, and the werewolves for a bit of bestiality, I'm certain that'll make DLS happy. Swamp Thing needs some lovin' too.
::sigh:: What it all boils down to is I'm getting rather sick and tired of things that used to be underground coming up into the mainstream and being turned all fru-fru fluffy-fluff. I hear the 3rd Twilight film is gonna be called Four Fruits and a Cupcake.
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Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:58 pm
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Re: No, seriously, wtf.
... You best be kidding me on that last line...
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Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:14 pm
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Re: No, seriously, wtf.
He was, also girls these days are fucking stupid about getting fantasy's about vampires, they need to get a life
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Re: No, seriously, wtf.
Seika wrote:
... You best be kidding me on that last line...
Almost believable isn't it? It's just as believable as this:
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I swear, I read this comic AFTER I made this topic.
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Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:51 pm
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Re: No, seriously, wtf.
why the choice of four fruits and a cupcake.? aren't there like 5 kid cullens, Bella, and then what's his name jacob black.
He was, also girls these days are fucking stupid about getting fantasy's about vampires, they need to get a life
Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:17 pm
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Re: No, seriously, wtf.
I guess I should place my 2 cents in this.
PKB was right when he said that Ann Rice fucked it all up. She was the one that made vampires emotional, romantic and misunderstood. Interview with a Vampire was a good movie, but the shit it spawned is just painful.
Now, the vampire trend was extremely gay back when it was underground. As most underground things are. Now that it's mainstream, it's just more obvious, but it didn't get gayer. It's like the Goth trend. When Emos arose, they were still gay.
I fuckin' loved Blade and Blade 2 cause it was just a bunch of bad ass Martial Arts and people turning into ash in the middle of the fuckin' air. You see vampires get cut in half and shit, and those mutated things who can open their mouths real wide so it sucks the shit out of your SOUL!
As for that shit that Meldy said, no, Dracula wasn't some romantic faggot who seduced women. He hypnotized women and FUCKIN' KILLED THEM. Like what a vampire SHOULD do. He also turned into a bat and hated crucifixes. And, he was the reincarnate of Vlad the Impaler, a ruthless leader who will kick YOUR ASS.
And, Jonas Brothers technically aren't a boy band. They play guitar and drums. Boy bands sing and dance. Jonas Brothers are a pop-rock band. So yes, boy bands are dead.
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Re: No, seriously, wtf.
i've seen all those movies but the first one. i never saw all of the notebook cause i'm not normally the mushy type but the acing was good. never saw all of the titanic but what i did see was great. and the last movies i've seen. theres a gay couple (or is the entire movie about gay ppl) i can't remember been a while since I saw it.
and to Carsito I said all the regular stuff was true with Dracula. and I know who vlad is and like I said VARSITY FANCLUB boy band. 5th floor boy band. New kids on the block. boy band. B2K boy band. shall i continue
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