Author |
Message |
psychokittyboy
FH Pope
Posts: 4570 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:40 pm |
Cash on hand: 109,105.50
Group: Oldies |
|
Obama
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
'About a gallon.'
_________________
Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
|
Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:24 pm |
|
|
MelDy(^-^)
Level 22
Posts: 2435 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:25 am |
Cash on hand: 0.00
Location: Away |
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: Obama
lol and aww
_________________ [center][/center] [center][/center]
|
Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:09 pm |
|
|
Pantsman
Level 39
Posts: 21063 |
Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:44 pm |
Cash on hand: 2,187.55
Bank: 5,250.50
Group: Sysop |
|
Re: Obama
FUCKKIN' SAVED.
_________________
Yeap.
_________________
1 pcs.
|
4 pcs.
|
|
Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:16 pm |
|
|
F_JUNK_DUMP
Level 28
Posts: 5482 |
Joined: Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:01 pm |
Cash on hand: 2,183.00
Group: Registered users |
|
Re: Obama
NOT OPRAH!
_________________ [rainbow]Proud owner of Mikuru Asahina[/rainbow]
Allor wrote: BLACKONESAREBIGGERANDBETTER
_________________
1 pcs.
|
|
Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:10 pm |
|
|
psychokittyboy
FH Pope
Posts: 4570 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:40 pm |
Cash on hand: 109,105.50
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: Obama
You do like your milfs...
_________________
Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
|
Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:46 pm |
|
|
F_JUNK_DUMP
Level 28
Posts: 5482 |
Joined: Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:01 pm |
Cash on hand: 2,183.00
Group: Registered users |
|
Re: Obama
_________________ [rainbow]Proud owner of Mikuru Asahina[/rainbow]
Allor wrote: BLACKONESAREBIGGERANDBETTER
_________________
1 pcs.
|
|
Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:54 pm |
|
|
Skaerb
Level 1
Posts: 136 |
Joined: Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:21 am |
Cash on hand: 0.00
Group: Registered users |
|
Re: Obama
psychokittyboy wrote: You do like your milfs...
_________________ Cookies ^_^
|
Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:25 pm |
|
|
n0th1n
Level 19
Posts: 1950 |
Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 1:28 pm |
Cash on hand: 57,018.00
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: Obama
They only asked for $10 million? For some of the most powerful, influential, and rich people in the world? Most of the people on that list could cough up that much alone!
My work is done here.
_________________ Back again. I do stuff. Do you?
|
Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:00 pm |
|
|
F_JUNK_DUMP
Level 28
Posts: 5482 |
Joined: Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:01 pm |
Cash on hand: 2,183.00
Group: Registered users |
|
Re: Obama
You know, why didnt they kidnap Bill Gates to?
_________________ [rainbow]Proud owner of Mikuru Asahina[/rainbow]
Allor wrote: BLACKONESAREBIGGERANDBETTER
_________________
1 pcs.
|
|
Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:04 pm |
|
|
psychokittyboy
FH Pope
Posts: 4570 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:40 pm |
Cash on hand: 109,105.50
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: Obama
Because Bill Gates has better protection than those others.
_________________
Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
|
Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:17 pm |
|
|
n0th1n
Level 19
Posts: 1950 |
Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 1:28 pm |
Cash on hand: 57,018.00
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: Obama
psychokittyboy wrote: Because Bill Gates has better protection than those others. And yet his products have some of the worst protection... interesting...
_________________ Back again. I do stuff. Do you?
|
Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:45 pm |
|
|
psychokittyboy
FH Pope
Posts: 4570 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:40 pm |
Cash on hand: 109,105.50
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: Obama
Where do you think all the protection goes?
_________________
Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
|
Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:39 pm |
|
|
Pantsman
Level 39
Posts: 21063 |
Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:44 pm |
Cash on hand: 2,187.55
Bank: 5,250.50
Group: Sysop |
|
Re: Obama
psychokittyboy wrote: Where do you think all the protection goes? His microscopic, yet soft penis?.
_________________
Yeap.
_________________
1 pcs.
|
4 pcs.
|
|
Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:54 am |
|
|
psychokittyboy
FH Pope
Posts: 4570 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:40 pm |
Cash on hand: 109,105.50
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: Obama
Dude, his penis is fucking huge. How do you think he's raped half the world out of their money?
_________________
Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
|
Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:37 pm |
|
|
Bubba
Level 24
Posts: 3398 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:06 am |
Cash on hand: 763.50
Location: Vagoo. |
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: Obama
Great. A topic that started out by torching hated people became a topic about penises. Thanks guys. Thanks.
_________________
|
Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:59 am |
|
|
|