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My home! My beautiful home burned down! How could this have happened?!
That's a very good question.
Ahh, there's where I left my cigar.
That just raises even MORE questions!




The memories...




That was the saltiest thing I ever ate! And I once ate a big ole' heaping thing of salt!

Pffft, I don't see what's wrong with it. That food contained two percent less than a lethal dose!
Uh-oh...I shouldn't have had seconds!

I've never seen such firm, powerful strokes of the ass!
You've never seen mine...
No I have not...

It turns out the substance in the vial was water! Ordinary water!
So the REAL gift he gave you was confidence.
Yes, water...laced with a high amount of LSD.
Well once again, I prove that I'm the best! Now who wants some food cooked with plenty of..."confidence"?

Oh my god! What if Slurm is made of...PEOPLE!
Nah, they already have a drink like that?
Really?
Yeah, Soylent Cola.
How does it taste?
Meh, it varies from person to person.

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Who the hell...puts an evac station...up thirty flights of god damn stairs?
Come on Coach. Maybe the chopper...maybe it's made of chocolate.

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Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot....Hey you. Get back here!

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You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise, violence is going to ensue. Probably guessed we mean to be thieving here but what we're after is not yours. So, let's have no undue fussing.

And I thought they was getting off. Didn't we have an intricate plan on how they was gonna be not here any more?


Inara Serra: Mal, what are you doing here?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You invited me.
Inara Serra: I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well that makes you a tease.


We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!

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Fry cracked corn, and I don't care! Leela cracked corn, I still don't care! Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!

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Who would have thought that Hell was an actual place? And that it'd be in New Jersey!

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I MANIPULATE YOUR SOUL, DEEP INSIDE THE CORE, RAPING YOUR EXISTENCE, IN DARKNESS!

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After the experiment, there will be cake.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

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Red snapper, very tasty! Now, you can keep your red snapper...OR! You can have what's in this box!
Ummmm...Uhhhh...Ummmm....I'll take the box! The box!
Allllllright! What's in the box! *the box is lifted, revealing nothing* NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! STUPID! YOU ARE SO STUPID!!!

They would show us a film of a nuclear bomb going off. And at the school building all the glass blows out the windows, goats and shit and monkeys are just flying everywhere. The teacher gets blown up against the blackboard! But there were the children...hiding safely under their desks. So here I am during one such drill. I'm under my desk and I'm staring at my pecker thinking "Well, I'm never gonna see you again." I'm thinking a bomb is going to go off, and I'm sitting under WOOD! I'm sitting under kindling! Why don't I get some sticks so I can burn faster!

But maybe there is a group of gay banditos. And every day they get into their van and wander from village to dell. And as night falls, they pull into a culdesac where only one house stands. And in the window, a young American family is just sitting down to their first dinner. And these queers...theeeeeese queers....dawn their black cloaks and facepaint and matching shoes, and they sneak up to the house. They kick in the front door, jump inside, and start FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS!!! AND ANOTHER AMERICAN FAMILY IS DESTROYED!

And you know what they called that hurricane? Bob. I don't know a lot...but I know this: Bob is not a hurricane. Bob is an insurance salesman from Topeka, Kansas. You meet Bob in an airport cocktail lounge because the airport's been watching the Weather Channel. And you're stuck next to Bob and he starts talking about his wife, his kids, he buys you a couple drinks, and shows you some pictures of his family. You start to think "Hey, Bob's not a bad guy." Then Bob tries to sell you insurance and you gotta go "Fuck you, Bob!" That is a Bob.

Or you'll be watching that other maniac: Willard Scott. I'm series, he scares the shit outta me! He smiles so much I don't think the man has a central nervous system.

Minnesota, as many of you may know, was settled by people from Scandinavia. Who back in the 18th century had had it, literally, with the way they were living. And so they turned to their friend and said "Sven, this is shit! I cannot live like this! It's fucking cold every night! I must find a new land..." And so they got on a wooden ship which...well, I'd never. Ok? I never would have left. If I went down to the dock and they said "That's what you're going on." I would have said "Fuck you!" First thing I'd want to know is where am I gonna shit?

Handlers?! The president has handlers?! I mean, I knew Bill Clinton had a handler, but the president needs handlers?! What, are they leading him around from meeting to meeting, dangling a big piece of meat in front of him like "Come on, come on! This way! We have to meet the prime minister!" I mean, it's as if I could say something so funny, that he'd start laughing uncontrollably, spitting foam from his mouth, his head would start to spin and he'd run around the stage. "HOLY SHIT! HELP! WHERE'S THE MEAT! SOMEONE GET THE MEAT! SOMEBODY STOP HIM! HE'S IN THE CROWD AND HE'S BITING DEMOCRATS!"

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Look, I know it's been a while, but I'm not gonna go get humped by a giant red gorilla in space.

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I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life.



Yeah? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sandbags.


There. You finally look like a human being again. You shouldn't wait so long between hair cuts, you cheap son of a bitch.
Yeah. I'm surprised you're still around. I was always hoping you'd die off and they got someone in here that knew what the hell they were doing. Instead, you're just hanging around like the doo-wop dago you are.
That'll be ten bucks, Walt.
Ten bucks? Jesus Christ, Marty. What are you, half Jew or somethin'? You keep raising the damn prices all the time.
It's been ten bucks for the last five years, you hard-nosed Polack son of a bitch.
Yeah, well keep the change.
See you in three weeks, prick.
Not if I see you first, dipshit.

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Red snapper, very tasty! Now, you can keep your red snapper...OR! You can have what's in this box!
Ummmm...Uhhhh...Ummmm....I'll take the box! The box!
Allllllright! What's in the box! *the box is lifted, revealing nothing* NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! STUPID! YOU ARE SO STUPID!!!



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They would show us a film of a nuclear bomb going off. And at the school building all the glass blows out the windows, goats and shit and monkeys are just flying everywhere. The teacher gets blown up against the blackboard! But there were the children...hiding safely under their desks. So here I am during one such drill. I'm under my desk and I'm staring at my pecker thinking "Well, I'm never gonna see you again." I'm thinking a bomb is going to go off, and I'm sitting under WOOD! I'm sitting under kindling! Why don't I get some sticks so I can burn faster!

But maybe there is a group of gay banditos. And every day they get into their van and wander from village to dell. And as night falls, they pull into a culdesac where only one house stands. And in the window, a young American family is just sitting down to their first dinner. And these queers...theeeeeese queers....dawn their black cloaks and facepaint and matching shoes, and they sneak up to the house. They kick in the front door, jump inside, and start FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS!!! AND ANOTHER AMERICAN FAMILY IS DESTROYED!

And you know what they called that hurricane? Bob. I don't know a lot...but I know this: Bob is not a hurricane. Bob is an insurance salesman from Topeka, Kansas. You meet Bob in an airport cocktail lounge because the airport's been watching the Weather Channel. And you're stuck next to Bob and he starts talking about his wife, his kids, he buys you a couple drinks, and shows you some pictures of his family. You start to think "Hey, Bob's not a bad guy." Then Bob tries to sell you insurance and you gotta go "Fuck you, Bob!" That is a Bob.

Or you'll be watching that other maniac: Willard Scott. I'm series, he scares the shit outta me! He smiles so much I don't think the man has a central nervous system.

Minnesota, as many of you may know, was settled by people from Scandinavia. Who back in the 18th century had had it, literally, with the way they were living. And so they turned to their friend and said "Sven, this is shit! I cannot live like this! It's fucking cold every night! I must find a new land..." And so they got on a wooden ship which...well, I'd never. Ok? I never would have left. If I went down to the dock and they said "That's what you're going on." I would have said "Fuck you!" First thing I'd want to know is where am I gonna shit?

Handlers?! The president has handlers?! I mean, I knew Bill Clinton had a handler, but the president needs handlers?! What, are they leading him around from meeting to meeting, dangling a big piece of meat in front of him like "Come on, come on! This way! We have to meet the prime minister!" I mean, it's as if I could say something so funny, that he'd start laughing uncontrollably, spitting foam from his mouth, his head would start to spin and he'd run around the stage. "HOLY SHIT! HELP! WHERE'S THE MEAT! SOMEONE GET THE MEAT! SOMEBODY STOP HIM! HE'S IN THE CROWD AND HE'S BITING DEMOCRATS!"


Lewis Black



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BRING ME THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!

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You see Ed
Ed is dead

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You see Ed
Ed is dead

Aren't you hot, Ed?
I'm half baked!

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I BRING YOU THE FIFTEEN -
*Drops a tablet and it breaks*

TEN COMMANDMANTS!

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