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lol I <3 oxymoronical statements.

"I have enough of my own GH porn, but there's an off chance that somewhere out there is a new picture I haven't seen yet."

And then you say you're not a collector...sounds like a collection to me. :P

Really...really wanted something better to say, but I'm just far too baked.

On a similar note, I think the apartment down and to the left of mine belongs to a drug-dealer...apparently a bad one as I'm always hearing the front door slam at random times. I know he's black, don't know how many people live there, one night I was smoking out on my balcony and I saw him climbing up the deck-fence/rail of the apartment beneath his to get to his own balcony and into his apartment (since that night I've kept my balcony doors locked at pretty much all times). Not to mention I've noticed a lot of "random traffic" going to his place. So he's either a shitty drug dealer or that nigger owes a lot of people money. Hmmm....


That was the point, it was suppose to contradict itself :)

Buy meth from him.


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I can't sleep!
And I can't eat!
But I've got the clean-est
House on the street!
METH! OHHHH METH!

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Crystal Meth...

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PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.

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Being a nigger isn't normal, but on meth it is.

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Q: What do you call a black guy walking down the street at 2 in the afternoon?











































































































A: Nigger.

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And speaking of niggers, here's another joke but I believe I've already told it. If I haven't, it's funny. If I have, fuck you.

There's a little black boy and his entire life he's heard about and experienced how much it sucks to be black in America and how the white people have it so much better. So one day he decides that he wants to be white. He gets into the pantry, finds a big bag of flour, and dumps it all over himself.

He goes and finds his mom. "Hey mom! Look! I'm white!" She smacks him across the face. "Go show your father and see what he thinks!"

He finds his father in the living room. "Hey dad! Look! I'm white!" His dad gives him an unforgiving punch right to the stomach. "Go show your granddaddy and see what he thinks!"

He finds his granddaddy up in his bedroom. "Hey granddaddy! Look! I'm white!" His granddaddy beats him mercilessly with his cane before passing out.

Beating, bloodied, and bruised, the boy wanders back to the kitchen where his mom is. She looks at him with a sneer. "Well? Have you learned your lesson?" The boy looks to his mother with spite and says. "Fuck yeah I have! I've only been white for five minutes and I already hate all you damn niggers!"

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Kami wrote:
Being a nigger isn't normal, but on meth it is.


ImageI actually had that Calvin and Hobbes book when I was a kid. :twisted

But that's beside the point. The point is that you (and/or Kami) have made a mistake. A small one, but a mistake none the less. Niggers are only normal while on CRACK.

Meth is normal for white boys who wish they are niggers.

Kinda a big difference there.


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