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 My ass is gurgling... Hanzo, PLEASE stop using hot sauce for lube. 
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meldecite wrote: ahhh i wait for the day someone can get me off.
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| Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:39 pm |
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Kami
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Re: My ass is gurgling... its not as bad as using shampoo.
and trust me there, neither you nor your rapee would appreciate the burning sensation radiating chemical goodness to your genitalia. Especially since you cant wash it off without the use of hot water, since cold water will only make it worse.
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Dark Jester
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Re: My ass is gurgling... Coincidentally: when relieving myself of my gurgling-ass-syndrome, I was out of air freshener so I had to grab a bottle of shampoo and squeeze it repeatedly to blow puffs of scented air at my face. 
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meldecite wrote: ahhh i wait for the day someone can get me off.
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| Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:02 pm |
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Kami
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Re: My ass is gurgling... Just don't put the shampoo below the belt.
I HAVE WARNED YOU.
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| Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:03 pm |
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Re: My ass is gurgling... I GIVE, I SCORN, I THREAT!
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Kami
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Re: My ass is gurgling... do you like fishdicks?
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| Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:41 pm |
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Re: My ass is gurgling... Yes, I love fishsticks. Fishsticks are yummy and delicious. I love to put fishsticks in my mouth.
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meldecite wrote: ahhh i wait for the day someone can get me off.
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Kami
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Re: My ass is gurgling... you are a gay fish
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| Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:04 am |
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Re: My ass is gurgling... I must confess how much I enjoyed the scene in which they brutally tortured and murdered Carlos Mencia.
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meldecite wrote: ahhh i wait for the day someone can get me off.
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| Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:17 am |
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Kami
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Re: My ass is gurgling... When I first watched the episode, I thought there would be some ridiculous twist where kanye was actually a closet homosexual fish lover. I was disappointed when that didn't turn out to be the case.
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| Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:23 am |
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Re: My ass is gurgling... Well he DOES end up jumping off a pier to go live as a homosexual fish.
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| Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:51 pm |
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Re: My ass is gurgling... yeah, but not because of his secret desire to perform devious sexual acts with the fish, but because he's a complete fucking retard.
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Re: My ass is gurgling... I love how Cartmen makes himself more and more of a badass each time he remembers how they came up with the joke.
Also, did you see the episode making fun of Glenn Beck? I love how Wendy takes credit for Cartmen's video and said she sold it to James Cameron who renamed it: Avatar.
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| Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:58 pm |
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Kami
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Re: My ass is gurgling... glenn beck raped and killed a girl in 1990
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Re: My ass is gurgling... And he also enjoys playing embarrassing quotes that current politicians have been saying...like how they believe Chairman Mao was the greatest political philosopher, that we should run our country more like Hugo Chavez, and that Castro was one of the greatest leaders of our time.
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