*sniff* Alfred Kinsey would be so proud *sniff*

That's the only way I roll.

Yeah??? who cares.



Which way Bubba? Dildos or just lots of oral attention?

Anyone who -knows their shit- also know both that all women are different and that they are secretly even more perverted than men.

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Touche. Indeed, all women are different. Some girls can get off without any attention down there. But that isn't nearly as much fun for most of us now, is it?



Remember? I said some women prefer... And if it wasn't for the ability to "rub one out" some women wouldn't ever experience them!

BTW, BA, sexual perversion is often just the embodiment of a dissatisfying sex life. (If the fantasize about everything, it's because they get nothing...) So, I'm sorry if perversion is indeed an issue for you.

>they are secretly even more perverted than men.
>secretly

hahaha oh wow.

1) You got my point reverse there.

2)
>Calling everyone on this site people with a shitty "sex life"
LOL

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So you see where I'm going with this NexX???

BA, you say that women are secretly more perverted than men, putting "all women are different" on the back burner by saying and while also not using some or many or any such modifying statement. So in other words you just said the LEAST perverted woman is still more perverted than the average guy, if only secretly. So in a way, you insisted you were more perverted than I could ever be, if only in secret, then backpedaled to say I have it twisted when I stated that it might be a sign of some dysfunction. If I took it wrong, it is because of a misinterpretation of your words and for that, I'm sorry.

And no, I'm not saying everyone on the site is simply not sexually gratified, just anyone who is a self-described pervert. If they indeed see themselves as perverts, it is because they see their sexual desires as deviant. Don't get me wrong, I have some... odd sexual urges, but that does NOT make me a pervert. And I am sure that not everyone who goes on the site breaks out the lube and types with one hand as they go to work on themselves, I'm sure there are some who go on for a good laugh at the twisted roleplays and whatnot that the "pervs" put on from time to time.

I hope I didn't hurt your feelings here. Just joking with you with that whole "your sex life must be bad" jab. And I think for the most part we are in agreement, I'm just saying I think the word pervert is abused and misused a lot, and I think you may just be doing that. I'm not a pervert, you're not a pervert. We are mostly all very sexually motivated individuals that get off to/for things that many wouldn't understand.

Lulz, you do realize 90% of the people on this site will just tl;dr if you post something that size in the spamboard right?

anyways, back to your points. For starter your first paragraph is flawed for assuming the "all" to be for both descriptions then going into some... obese attempt at analyzing my thoughts and intentions that makes less and less sense as it goes. I said you twisted what in the when now? if you're referring to the "1)" point it was meant toward your -first- line. In other words, I was implying all along that it's not because a woman "can" climax without penetration that it's any better. I mean hey, guys could cum from prostate stimulation while being anally raped by a fat black guy, would you like it? doubtful.

Then, how the fuck are you supposed to "hurt my feelings"? I'm not emovan. Besides that wasn't even targeted at me in the first place. Then if you want to debate the entomology, definitions and many meanings and vies of the word Pervert, please be my guest but in General Serious.


tl;dr: fuck that wheel crap and jam it in.

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THAT'S MY JOB!



Not always secretly



He probably would like it...

Probably. After all I'm apparently a faggot. (BA's words in another thread, not mine.) And FYI, I do enjoy prostate stimulation quite a deal! Does that make me gay? No. Does whether or not you are gay determine how you want to be stimulated? Fuck no. Aww to hell with this... Sorry about the interruption ladies! Without further ado, ReinaHarden, Bubba...

/me, doing best John McCarthy impression, slashes an open palm down through the air and steps back saying
"Let's get it on!"

(note that is not a gesture of interest in being involved beyond being an active observer... I get it.)

I love how you selectively ignored the part about a fat black guy tearing your asshole to a bleeding pulp.

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*sigh* you just don't get it do you?

BA, baby, I'm a freak. I might indeed like getting mercilessly violated by some big black guy with an enormous cock and no lube. But that is one avenue of my sexuality I have neither had the opportunity or immediate desire to pursue! Hey, I know I like to be tied up and used and abused by women... How could a guy be much more painful than what the little lady does with her box 'o' dirty tricks?

But that is neither here nor there, I didn't ignore a blatant attempt to piss me off, I simply laughed it off. I get it, you're upset about the "on a boat" bit and have invested yourself in an overblown attack on me. I even tried to apologize, but apparently that's not enough, now you want to see a fat black cock violently ramming my ass. Got anger control issues much? Maybe you are slightly deranged, psychotic, whatever. But I still don't know if that qualifies you as a pervert.

I'm not sure whether to be amused or facepalm at that big'shovel'o'shit. I do have anger issues, your pathetic case do not cause any of them because if I was, you'd know. On a side note, I also have a terrible memory and had forgot about something has silly as the boat topic until you mentioned it: Fail.

On a side note, if you think my random nonsense is an "overblown attack" I'll just tell you this: "Welcome to the Internet, newfag, your logic do not apply here."

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