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Post How to make your forum fail.
From a users perspective.

1. Have absolutely no ethics with how you deal with your users.
If someone disagrees with you or annoys you, edit their posts and eventually ban them, even if they broke no rules they pissed you off so they deserve it. Let your mod or admin powers make your small penis feel huge and throbbing.
2. Dont make your rules clear enough.
Make your rules totally open to intrepretion. Write in such a way that only insiders will understand your rules, effectively confusing anyone new.

3. Have absolutely no list of rules for mods
Let your mods run free. Let them edit peoples post for no reason and ban people for no reason. Let them ban people for having opinions different than their own. Let your mods break all the rules that everyone else must follow. Let your mods favour certain people, and ban other innocent users who done nothing wrong.

4. Host your forum on a shitty host that's not up to your forums needs

Dont even bother puting money into your forum. Just host it on a shitty host. Who cares about your users. You dont care about the forum anyways. Let your forum constantly give people http errors and run extremely slow. It doesnt matter anyways.

5. Have more than one administrator.
You want to give you friends a false sense of pride so their penis size feels bigger. Let the other administrator run free and make retarded changes to the website without your knowledge.

6. Load your forum full of useless features to the point it bloats and loads slowly
yeah because we need dozens of smilies that no one ever uses. Yes we need useless gifs for people to buy. Yes we need a currancy for a community on the internet. Yes we need about thirteen fucking thousand icons on the post composing page that no body ever uses. Hell yes we need a portal page with dozens of useless links and clutter effectively making anons click out of the site because it looks like fucking bullshit.

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Post Re: How to make your forum fail.
Alternatively:
1. name it something like spoony bard.
2. never attract anyone.
3. possibly enjoy talking to spam bots.

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Post Re: How to make your forum fail.
After all he possibly relates to them.


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Post Re: How to make your forum fail.
all my friends like the name spoony board, so poo on you :D

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Post Re: How to make your forum fail.
..............until you realize that the poo is truly on your "friends"

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM. This is in GNEEROJAIAL BAPSAM! W000000000

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Post Re: How to make your forum fail.
My friends are awesome.

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my jaster is rogue.

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