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Post Re: This is how I wake up.
Eh, I'd be able to hold it in for a while. Kristina's just a mound of pussy. I'm sure there's nothing else too remarkable about her.

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Post Re: This is how I wake up.
Xpgamer7 wrote:
What about if I never masturbate? Sex, sure but never masturbate and go without sex for years?



Then what you need is a Kristina. Fuck it to satisfy, but never be tempted my masturbation again. You'd get too used to loose, wet, caves of flesh. Hand would no longer satisfy.

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Post Re: This is how I wake up.
I really have no sex drive. Sex doesn't matter for me and neither does masturbation. It was in refrence to Sick's comment on semen distance.

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Post Re: This is how I wake up.
Please stand by while I remain unimpressed at your weak attempts at angering me with completely ludicrous claims.

*Adjusts fake monocle.*

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Post Re: This is how I wake up.
as I said in my insult thread the best insults are driven by an innate knowledge of the person personally. You'd have to take her weak points and ruin her with them in a well thought out, rude, and all encompassing statement.

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Fuck you all, I love you so much.
Storytelling is my true love.
I Thought of all of these statements in an instant.
I improv so well not improving is like retarding myself.
BLAH BLAH BLAH Pretentious crap, references, jokes, and contrary statements.

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Post Re: This is how I wake up.
Oh look. The meat is unimpressed. This dejects me greatly. I want to brutally sodomize her so much less now.

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Post Re: This is how I wake up.
How excellent, it's much better for your health if you don't set unattainable things as goal.

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Post Re: This is how I wake up.
Which is exactly why I'm wasting time on a fat wench on the internet instead of going out and finding a decent Mormon girl.

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Post Re: This is how I wake up.
It seems you have the ability to multi-task between here and your fat wench, I may have under-estimated you. May.

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Post Re: This is how I wake up.
You remember how Kristina was bored? I am now. These insults are constant comebacks. None are really that clever. I can even expect what the next one will be. Booorriinnnggg.

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BLAH BLAH BLAH Pretentious crap, references, jokes, and contrary statements.

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Post Re: This is how I wake up.
Kristina wrote:
It seems you have the ability to multi-task between here and your fat wench, I may have under-estimated you. May.


Oh my, it seems you have developed multiple personality disorder. It's okay, frail female minds tend to be susceptible to hysteria. We'll get one of the local forum doctors in on this.

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@ Gaymer > There are no insults, you are clearly disturbed. cooki:

@ Wammy > I'm a doctor though.

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Post Re: This is how I wake up.
I love that my nickname means you have to stretch across the keyboard to insult me.

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Fuck you all, I love you so much.
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BLAH BLAH BLAH Pretentious crap, references, jokes, and contrary statements.

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Post Re: This is how I wake up.
Ahahaha, yay, my nickname stayed.

@ Kristina. Blasphemy! Women cannot be doctors!

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They can in the real world.

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