.. i thought it was comon knowledge that hanzo had tits

he names one Germany and the other Britain

_________________

Aw shit.

_________________

I named my tentacles Pablo

When does this get continued???

_________________

When Shocksock returns from the planet IRL, of course.

_________________

Alone he dies, my frozen angel.

NO, HANZO. YOU MUST NOT KILL THE SHOCKSOCK.

_________________

And he saw spam , and he saw that it was good

Chorus:

"SPAM, GLORIOUS SPAM!" x2

_________________

Loser's Edge: Resurrection Episode 7

Hanzo continues to laugh at his weaker opponents.

CBP: Shit!

AmSidar: Our attacks were useless

Hanzo: I'm wasting time! I seek higher power..

Hanzo flys away with his demonic wings.

Location: Airship

Yellowrock who has now replaced his sliced off arm with a robotic is much more powerful than he ever was and has plans of his own since he injected some of pkb's dna into himself thus gaining his beast powers aswell as cyborg arm power.

Location: Hut in forrest

Shocksock is getting seduced by a hot girl who is rubbing her boobs in his face and her knee on his cock. Just as she kisses him passionately she steals his sword and then pushes him down.

Shocksock: Grrr! What the fuck!!

The woman changes from her sexy form into Brysam the shapeshifter.

Shocksock: Motherfucker i just kissed a black guy.

Brysam: You is gay dawg.

ADP: Forget this bitch let's just leave with the sword.

Shocksock: I need Twin Star you bastards give it back.

Shocksock charges towards them but gets pimp smacked by ADP who knocks his ass down and then he leaves with Brysam.

Shocksock runs outside the hut until Bubbababie steps infront of him ready for battle and without his weapon he may have a tough time.

Shocksock: Is everyone in your gang black? Atleast you're a pretty girl and not a bald guy or a pimp.

Bubbababie: TIGER KNEE!!

Bubbababie knees Shocksock in the face making it bleed as he is sent flying into a tree which then falls on him.

Shocksock: Urg!

Shocksock crawls out from under the fallen tree and raises his fists for battle but he is nothing without his sword Twin Star that splits into 2 swords. Bubbababie tries to elbow Shocksock in the face but he sidesteps and slaps her butt.

Bubbababie: What the hell?

Shocksock: It may look rock hard but it's actualy quite soft.

Shocksock continues to sidesteps and evade most of the attacks making the fight more interesting until Shocksock is kicked in the balls and falls over.

Bubbababie: STOP RUNNING!!!

Location: Swamp

Yomtoxic is released from the sticky liquid but the giant snake is still on him until Yomtoxic turned into a mole and dug into the ground to retreat.

Location: Destroyed Temple

CBP plots as AmSidar tries to follow Hanzo.

_________________

THat...is an amazing story...sofuckinghigh

So when are you releasing episode 2?

HANZO SPAM!

Loser's Edge: Resurrection Episode 8

In the last episode pkb in his powerful wolf form took on the infamous cbp and his naughty tenticle attacks while pkb's right hand man yellowrock seems to be planning something. Suddenly! A black hole appears above them and out comes a familiar image.

cbp: Wtf?

pkb: It cant be?

yellowrock: Interesting turn of events.

Hanzo appears out of the black hole covered in dark fog in the form of a ghost.

Hanzo: I.. am alive? But I was killed by pkb...

Hanzo looks at his hand and then looks around to see that he is infact alive even tho inside black fog as a ghost.

Location: Deep inside the forest on the same island

Shocksock duel wields his swords as he blocks the attacks from the large axe of Orange Juice Jones. Shocksock jumps into the air and then slams down his 2 swords but Orange Juice Jones side steps and then spins around knocking Shocksock down and cutting his chest in the process.

Shocksock: Grrr!

Shocksock rolls sideways to avoide the downward strike of the axe and then gets back to his feet. Shocksock runs towards Orange Juice Jones and performs quick attacks which get blocked but he is quick enough to avoide the counter attack from the axe.

Shocksock: NOW YOU'RE MINE!!!

Orange Juice Jones throws his axe like a boomerang at Shocksock and it pins him against some trees.

Shocksock: FUCK!! FUCK!! FUUUUUUCK!!!!

Orange Juice Jones: Calm down! The fight is over and now I shall take this.

Orange Juice Jones picked up a glowing rock that goes with a collection Shocksock was looking for but their powers are unknown. Orange Juice Jones takes his axe and runs away with the glowing rock as Shocksock lays on the ground defeated.

Location: Beach

Hanzo hovers above everyone but then cbp uses tenticle thrust attack on Hanzo and it goes thright through him.

cbp: What?

Hanzo: You plan to fight a ghost?

Hanzo's fog surrounded him moves away from himself and towards pkb.

pkb: Son of a submariner!

the black fog engulfs pkb and then moves next to Hanzo who has just landed infront of cbp and pkb. The black fog begins to take form and looks like a shadow version of pkb.

pkb: What the..

cbp: hell is..

Yellowrock: that thing!

Hanzo: the black fog has copied pkb's abillity and given them to me thus I can now transform into a beast at will much like pkb. I lost the fog and I am no longer a ghost but this is even better

Hanzo's back splits open and 2 claw shaped wings come out and his face is now half covered in bandages as a result of his new power.

Hanzo: I'll let you guys live this time but stay out of my way!

Hanzo flys off in search of the same glowing rocks Shocksock wanted.
Yellowrock continues to watch everything until his right arm that replaced the 1 that was sliced off before starts acting up.

Yellowrock: What is this? ARGHHH!!

cbp & pkb: Huh?

Yellowrock (with voice change): You know who I am!

cbp: That voice?

pkb: it's Big Klacid!

Klacid: My arm has taken over yellowrock's body that bastard can help me gain an artifical body strong enough to rule the world with an iron fist.

pkb: Klacid wants to rule the world.. Hanzo wants to destroy it.

cbp: But how will he rebuild your body if it was turned to dust?

Klacid: There are these glowing rocks which can do anything.

pkb: Glowing rocks?

Klacid: Yes! They can do almost anything if you gather them all. Even slay the strongest of opponents or perhaps resurrect the dead.

pkb: Resurrect the dead?

cbp: Why you repeat everything with a question mark?

Yellowrock bites his Klacid arm and regain control.

Yelowrock: NOOO! YOU ARE NOT POSSESSING MEEEE!!!

cbp: Dude is tripping balls.

pkb dives towards cbp and claws his chest open and then junps into the air as he spits a fireball from his mouth towards cbp which injures him.

cbp: UNFINISHED BUSINESS!!!

cbp gets back up and turns his arms into tenticles.

Oh no! Klacid is not completely dead and is inside Yellowrock? What are these glowing rocks that Hanzo, Klacid and Shocksock wants? Orange Juice Jones is working alone or for a group? Hanzo seems to be getting closer to another glowing rock but find out next time.

Ending Theme

_________________

pkb: Son of a submariner!

....

BWAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAA!!

_________________

Loser's Edge: Resurrection Episode 9

Shocksock now on his feet again from his defeat whips out his radar to lock for another Glowing Rock.

Shocksock: Only I have this radar and it will give me the advantage I need. 2 more Glowing Rocks remain and once I have all 3 I shall becomes supreme.

Shocksock puts on his jetpack and flys off the island.

Yellowrock: Hmph! Interesting.. I may just tail him.

Yellowrock also pulls a jetpack out of nowhere to fly after Shocksock since it's a plot device to make travel easier.

Location: Flower Field

Orange Juice Jones managed to narrow down the location of 1 of the Glowing Rocks since he has 1 and they are drawn to eachothers powers.

Orange Juice Jones: ???

The ground shakes and suddenly several girls dressed like flowers emerge from the ground and tie Orange Juice Jones up with their vines. He struggles but cannot get free until AnimeFuckhead blasts him free with his beam cannons mounted on his shoulders.

AnimeFuckHead: SHOULDER CANNON! BLAST!!

He blows up a lot of the girls but more spawn. As they respawn OrangeJuiceJones sidesweeps with his axe to help out.

Unknown Location

Hanzo: Surrender to my will and join me!

n0th1n: NEVER!!

Hanzo places his hand on n0th1n's chest and with his dark energy he begins to torture him.

n0th1n: AHHHHHHHH!!! AHH! ARRRRRRGHHRAHHH!!!

Hanzo causes smoke to come out of n0th1n's body as he attempts to turn him into an evil minion with his dark energy powers.

Hanzo: You will submit to my will!

n0th1n: I will not hurt innocent people like you so back off as I plan to use my power for good!

Hanzo responds with an evil smile. Hanzo's demonic wings turn sharp and he stabs n0th1n on both his shoulders with them making him weaker in resisting his power.

n0th1n: Gah! Forgive me loyal people of the land!

n0th1n's eyes glow with dark energy and Hanzo stops the torture as he now serves Lord Hanzo.

Hanzo: Excellent!

n0th1n: Did you know that France recently got raped by the Germans who stole all their resources?

Hanzo: YES! YES!

Location: Flower Field

Orange Juice Jones and AnimeFuckHead have finished off all enemy forces.

Shocksock:

Shocksock appears out of nowhere and does an x-shaped slash with his 2 swords from behind AnimeFuckHead as his 2 shoulder cannons break off and he falls to the ground.

Orange Juice Jones: What?

Shocksock steals the Glowing Rock AnimeFuckHead was holding for Orange Juice Jones and adds it to the 1 he aquired during his travel and now makes a run for the final 1 a little while ahead.

Orange Juice Jones: Speak to me!

Orange Juice Jones rushes to the side of AnimeFuckHead to see if he is ok but he coughs up blood.

AnimeFuckHead: You.. Must.. Stop him! The power *cough* of those Glowing Rocks.. can... urgh!

Orange Juice Jones: Buddy! Speak to me.. SHOCK!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!

Orange Juice Jones makes a fist with the blood of AnimeFuckHead in his hands and vowls revenge.

CBP & pkb arrive on the scene where Shocksock is at ahead of Orange Juice Jones but are too late. Yellowrock is hiding and it looks like he is betting on Shocksock to take out all those guys for him so he can swoop in and claim the power for himself.

Shocksock: THE POWER!!!

Shocksock merges the 3 Glowing Rocks together to form TRI-ROCK. Shocksock absorbs the power of Tri-Rock into himself as he grows bigger and more powerful.

Shocksock: HAAAA! HAHAHAAAAA!!! KNEEL DOWN BEFORE THE MIGHTY REIGN OF SHOCKSOCK!!! HANZO'S TIME IS OVER HE IS JUST A HAS-BEEN!!! NOW YOU SHALL ONLY FEAR SHOCKSOCK THE NEW RULER OF EARTH!!!

CBP: Big body.. Can we fight that?

pkb: Even bigger ego and I think his brain may have shrunk if that is even possible.

CBP uses his naughty tenticles to throw lightning bolts at Shocksock while PKB turns into his beast form and uses fireballs.

Shocksock:

Shocksock stands still as his body now the size of a house is unharmed by the attacks.

CBP & pkb:

Orange Juice Jones: We must kill him! For my FRIEND!!

Shocksock:

It seems Shocksock with the power of Tri-Rock is unstoppable and to make things worse Hanzo is on his way with his new minion n0th1n which may destroy the world if he clashes with Shocksock.

Shocksock: From this day... I am.. SUPER SHOCKSOCK!!

Shocksock glows with a powerful Green Aura from Tri-Rocks and since the power is not his own there may be a trick to defeating him if they can survive long enough.

_________________