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You cant handle my balls
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I am the porn monster ._.
Feed me porn or die virgins
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:15 pm |
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Re: I am the porn monster ._.
I assume that's your way of saying you'll fuck whoever gives you porn, so I recommend you go find your own porn.
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:16 pm |
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You cant handle my balls
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Re: I am the porn monster ._.
You think your smart huh.... but actually... you are a purple dildo... you just don't know it yet... shhhhh
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:17 pm |
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Re: I am the porn monster ._.
They say purple dildos get the most pussy, so I'm ok with that.
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:19 pm |
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You cant handle my balls
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Re: I am the porn monster ._.
Yeah well you are not getting pussy you worthless shit, you are a gay purple dildo, you will be getting hairy and smelly assholes!
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:24 pm |
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Re: I am the porn monster ._.
I believe you meant to say that I am being used by gay men, and am actually a straight purple dildo. If I were a gay purple dildo the thought of being in manly ass would actually be enjoyable.
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:28 pm |
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You cant handle my balls
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Re: I am the porn monster ._.
You are a fat hill billy sucking off little dog dicks up in texas pretending to be a straight purple dildo.... but in truth... you are nothing but some cat shit... NOW THATS... cool
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:30 pm |
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Re: I am the porn monster ._.
You're a monster that stars in porno videos?
Okay, welcome.
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:32 pm |
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Re: I am the porn monster ._.
Being cat shit would be sexy. Like morgan freeman's voice. Now go post an intro you stupid fuck
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:32 pm |
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Re: I am the porn monster ._.
._. I am a turtle within a turtle.... within a ball sack, they call me.... Burtle... I am the best porn producer in the world... pleasure to meet you guys.... join me in my white van and we can have a nice discussion, the windows are only covered in tejp simply because I dislike the sun... and the smell of chlorophyll is just because I like... to sniff it... when I am alone... gets me high
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:38 pm |
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Re: I am the porn monster ._.
Shit just got quantum.
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:38 pm |
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You cant handle my balls
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Re: I am the porn monster ._.
._. your a dick... you just think you can fuck my couch like that... next time... it will back fire... and your anus shall bleed
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:50 pm |
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Re: I am the porn monster ._.
You cant handle my balls wrote: ._. your a dick... you just think you can fuck my couch like that... next time... it will back fire... and your anus shall bleed Oh yeah! Well my penis is 1.2 inches! SO HA!
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:55 pm |
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You cant handle my balls
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Re: I am the porn monster ._.
Well.... what ever... your dick looks like.... a booger so .. no one even cares.... not even if you had tits with the size of my balls...
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Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:01 pm |
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Re: I am the porn monster ._.
You cant handle my balls wrote: Well.... what ever... your dick looks like.... a booger so .. no one even cares.... not even if you had tits with the size of my balls... I'm actually a computer. With a dong....le.
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