Episode 12

Location: South America

Newpurple is hiding in the bushes as he watches LordofFlames throw knives at resistance members and kills them all. Laughing AmSidar joins in and helps kills off remaining resistance members.

LordofFlames: Leave one alive!

Laughing AmSidar: Haa HaHa! Haaa! Roooar!

They both jump into an APC and it drives off.

Newpurple: Was that LordofFlames?

PKB (Radio): Damn! Does that guy ever die? Could he be.. Immortal?

Newpurple: This is the real world not a fantasy game.

PKB (Radio): Indeed now press the Select Button to end the call and continue your mission.

Newpurple crawls through the grass and kills soldiers with his customized weapons he got from ADP and then he runs up a hill for awhile until he finds a hut.

Calli: Newpurple?

Newpurple: Calli you're working for YomFuckHead? WHY!!

Calli: To help take down the system.

Newpurple: Traitor!

Calli: To bring down the system we had to do some tests. The system is running off the brainpower of Big Klacid.

Newpurple: But I killed him myself.

Calli: No.. He's alive but in a coma-like state neither dead nor alive. The system needs to be destroyed for him to awake and to free our world. We have no free will anymore.

Newpurple: Everything Solidus Remon feared years ago has come to pass.

Laughing AmSidar enters the hut and Calli runs off.

Laughing AmSidar: Hahahahaha! the joy of making others suffer. Hahahaha! It is so FUCKING AMAZING!! LAUGH WITH ME NEWPURPLE!!!

Newpurple What the hell?

Laughing AmSidar slaps Newpurple across the face with her tenticals but he counter attacks with a shotgun to the face. Laughing AmSidar uses ink smoke to cover the entire hut and hides.

PKB (Radio): Use your ears to find out where she is. Her camo suit will allow her complete invisiblity even to infered goggles.

Laughing AmSidar: Hahaha!

Newpurple starts shooting the ceiling with his P90 and she hits the ground turning visible again and then he spams shotun blasts to the face until she hides inside her ink smoke again but when it clears she has taken the form of PKB.

PKB (fake): I order you to surrender.

Newpurple: PKB with tenticals? DIE!! Rape monster!

Newpurple throws a grenade at Laughing AmSidar forcing her into her original form and destroying her tentical suit technology.

Laughing AmSidar: ARRRRGHHHHHHAAA!!

Newpurple fucks Laughing AmSidar doggystyle for a few minutes until she dies.

ADP: Hey there? I just got here and now it is story time. Laughing AmSidar suffered a lot by a terrorist group who attacked her town when she was a kid. She was forced to laugh as they grabbed her hands and made her cut up her entire family along with her friends. After awhile she got used to all the laughing because she could not take the pain no more. You freed her and now she may rest in peace.

Newpurple: How do you keep finding me?

ADP: All your weapons have tracking devices in them just call it "bizness".

Newpurple jumps into the back of ADP's armored van and he drives to the nearest heliport where PKB is waiting to take off.

ADP: SHIT!!

LordofFlames throws knives at the tires and the van rolls over.

Shocksock: Long time no see, Newpurple. I am toast the bread transformed by technology.

Newpurple: The hell does that even mean?

Shocksock: When you impaled LordofFlames and myself years ago I was near death. A scientist saved my life by turning my body into a cyborg.

Newpurple: So basicly you're a ripoff of Hanzo the original Cyborg Ninja.

ADP: Heads up bros!

Shocksock: Get to da choppa!

ADP runs off and Newpurple gets into the helicopter before PKB takes off into the sky and hovers around.

Newpurple: We have got to stay here so Shocksock can super jump onto the chopper.

LordofFlames slowly takes out his crotch blade and licks it.

LordofFlames: You too... Immortal?

Shocksock: No! I just have technology on my side.

Shocksock and LordofFlames do some gay looking ballet shit until they both end up injured. Shocksock does a super jump onto the chopper and it flys off while LordofFlames recovers from his injuries and is back on his feet.

LordofFlames: He got away.

YomFuckHead (Phone): No matter. Come join me in Europe.

LordofFlames: Which country in Europe?

YomFuckHead: Europe is one country as this is the future.

Location: Airbase

PKB: It seems Shocksock will become highly decorated furnature until he recovers which will be a longass time.

Newpurple: Where to next?

PKB: Meldecite has control of a large resistance group in Europe. We will team up with her.

Newpurple: Wasnt she on the side of Big Klacid during the Cold War.

PKB: Your point?

Newpurple: She clearly wants to find his body and help free him from the system more than anything.. The same plan as what YomFuckHead is doing so why not team up with everyone?

PKB: Fuck that I aint teaming up with YomFuckHead he is 2 guys in 1 body that is some gay shit yo having another man inside of you.

_________________

She aint laughing no more.

Episode 13

Newpurple: I've made it into the town you want me at.

PKB (Radio): Good! Now follow that slow ass guy who walks at the pace of a snail to the Resistance hide out.

3 Hours Later

Newpurple: It took him this long to walk to the next block? God damn it to hell!

PKB (Radio): Excellent work! Now follow him into the hide out.

Meldecite: Call me Mama.. Big Mama

Newpurple: So i'm at Big Mama's House?

Meldecite: Mutka Pluku then.

Newpurple: That's a funny name.

Meldecite: Fine just call me Meldecite I used to work alongside your father in the Cold War.

Newpurple: Big Klacid!

After a long discussion it seems enemy forces are on their way to the hide out.

PKB (Radio): Raging Skyling is on her way! Eleminate the threat at once.

Location: River Side

Raging Skyling: ROAR!!!

Newpurple fires his rocket launcher by Raging Skyling avoides it and flys into Newpurple knocking him over. Raging Skyling then fires rockets from her metal wings at Newpurple who avoides it with a barrel roll to the side and then gets to his feet.

Newpurple: Damn!

Raging Skyling lands on a nearby building.

Raging Skyling: CALM DOWN!!

Raging Skyling flys overhear and fires many missiles at Meldecite and she is blown up.

Newpurple: NOOOOOO!!

ADP: Here! Take this.

ADP gives Newpurple a hooming launcher which he hits Raging Skyling with and she crashes down into the river which causes her flight suit to blow up.

Newpurple: This one is for Meldecite.

Newpurple fires more hooming missiles at Raging Skyling and she blows up.

ADP: Raging Skyling the angriest of the beasts was forced to kill an enemy soldier group as a young child. It was kill or be killed and she grew quite acustomed to explosive weaponary. Only two beats remain.

YomFuckHead: Made it to Europe, brother?

LordofFlames: Heh!

Newpurple: You're no brother of mine! You're just a spirit living in the arm of a dog.

YomFuckHead: Calli, ready my boat.

LordofFlames: Boss.. Enemy forces en route.

YomFuckhead: TO ALASKA!!

YomFuckHead and LordofFlames jump into the boat and drive off with Calli.

Location: Airbase

PKB: So he is heading to Alaska.

Newpurple: The location of my first mission. Makes me feel nostalgic.

Shocksock: We cannot be YomFuckhead! He is too strong and nobody will dare face him because he can shut off their weapons.

Newpurple: Quit being such a pessimistic bitch.

Shocksock grabs onto Newpurple's leg.

Shocksock: I have NOTHING LEFT IN THIS world.. Nothing left.. To fight for.

Newpurple: I am filled with Super Aids which could destroy the entire world's population at any moment. I have no future.

PKB: Stop being such emo bitches just because this trip to Alaska will take awhile. I don't want to put up with this shit on the way.

Shocksock cries as he is a cyborg freak and Newpurple is depressed about not being able to beat YomFuckhead.

Location: Alaska Base

Newpurple: Looks the same as it did all those years ago. I am heading towards the underground passage now.

PKB (Radio): Head out into that wide open field where I am certain you wont be ambushed.

Newpurple is knocked over by a long distance shot from Crying Bou's electro gun in her wolf combat suit.

_________________

FUCKING BOU

Episode 14

Newpurple stands up but then Crying Bou charges into him and he ends up on his ass again. Crying Bou gets some distance and then sends him flying into a tree with a shot from her Electro Gun.

PKB (Radio): Newpurple what the hell? Fight back pussy!

Newpurple looks around but cannot see anything as the heavy winds continue to pick up.

Crying Bou: HA!

Newpurple is hit by another blast from the Electro Gun and is too injured to continue. Crying Bou runs up to Newpurple and then jumps on top of him as she knocks him around.

Newpurple: Argh! Urgh! Uuuuh!

Newpurple coughs up blood and as Crying Bou is about to deliver the finishing blow Shocksock appears out of nowhere and slices her in half.

Shocksock: DEAD ON!!

Newpurple: I cannot continue the mission today.

Shocksock: I'll go on ahead, take care.

Location: Underground passage

Shocksock blows up many robot drones and continues down the passage.

Location: Airbase

PKB: Good thing Shocksock's cyborg body has recovered because you fucked up bad Newpurple. Now all we can do is watch from our tvs.

Newpurple: Sorry!

Location: Submarine Hanger

Shocksock: The submarine has been stolen. If they launch a nuke from that sub into Japan then we will be having Gundam problems.

PKB (Radio): Gundams aint real you twit now exit the base and come back here.

LordofFlames: Not so fast undying man. You will have to fight me first.

LordofFlames throws a knife at Shocksock who dodges it.

Shocksock: Vampire freak!

LordofFlames slowly takes out his crotch blade and licks it in a sexual way.

Shocksock: Ewwww..

LordofFlames: I am going to rape you.. In the butt!

Battle Theme

LordofFlames throws knives at Shocksock who blocks with his and then dashes towards LordofFlames. LordofFlames blocks the sword attack with knives in both his hands and they continue to block eachothers attacks. LordofFlames bends over and makes his foot go over his head to kick Shocksock in the face then he spins around and moves towards him as he slashes away with his knives.

Shocksock: Grrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!

Shocksock raises his sword over his head with both hands and slices off LordofFlames' right arm and then stabs him in the gut.

LordofFlames: Damn!

Shocksock: What the?

LordofFlames' right arm regenerates and then with both hands armed with knives he stabs both sides of Shocksock's head at the same time causing him to fall to his knees. LordofFlames picks up Shocksock's sword and raises it above his head for the final blow.

LordofFlames: Farewell undying man it was a good run.

Shocksock kicks LordofFlames in the balls forcing him to drop the sword and then Shocksock throws dust in his eyes.

LordofFlames: BASTARD!!!

Shocksock slices LordofFlames' head off with a sideways slash.

Shocksock: Try regenerating this time, freak!

LordofFlames stays down on the ground without a head and Shocksock heads back into the Airbase which takes off.

Location: Airbase

Shocksock: The sub is gone.

PKB: Yeah and Gundams from Japan will rape America if they are hit by that sub firing a nuke.

Shocksock: You told me Gundams didn't exist.

PKB: I watched a news report and they do infact exist.

Shocksock: Holy mother of god!

Newpurple: I am still injured. You will have to fight Screaming Veronica yourself once the submarine surfaces.

PKB: Ofcourse! It will have to surface to fire a nuke because for some reason that is conveniant to us it can't do that underwater even though you would think a nclear armed sub should be able to do just that.

Shocksock: As soon as they emerge I will jump off this Airbase and land right on there.

ADP: I will help supply you guys.

Shocksock: When did we pick up the weapons dealer?

PKB: Lol I forget.

Newpurple: We can win this war and save the world from a Gundam threat.

PKB: Why the hell would Calli betray us and help YomFuckHead? It makes no sense.

Newpurple: Maybe she got bored of following orders.

Shocksock: We know they cannot succeed without her so..

Newpurple: NO!! We cannot kill her.

ADP: Fuck that shit nigga!

PKB: Calli was Newpurples.. Girlfriend.

ADP & Shocksock: !!!

Newpurple: We met on the battlefield but she didn't seem like a rookie to me. We were both alone and one thing left to another.

Shocksock: I'll be sure to give her a quick death with my blade.

PKB: A cold hearted killer I like you a lot Shocksock.

Shocksock: Now let us get some rest before our next mission.

_________________

oh my...

"PKB: A cold hearted killer I like you a lot Shocksock."

HA, GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

lolololo

Extra Gallery 2 unlocked: PKB and Shocksock hentai.

_________________

_________________

at PKB and Shocksock hentai

Episode 15

The submarine emerges from the water and Shocksock jumps from the Airbase to land on it.

Screaming Veronica: I am the last of the beasts and I can control the will of others.

Screaming Veronica reaches out with her hands and tries to control Shocksock but fails.

Shocksock: I'm a cyborg that wont work on me.

Screaming Veronica: But what about her?

Calli gets controlled by Screaming Veronica but Shocksock slices Calli into cubes and then charges his sword with electricity for the final strike to make those cubes explode.

Screaming Veronica: So cold.

PKB (Radio): Haha Newpurple is bitching about how you just killed her I love my job.

Newpurple throws a Chaff Grenade at Shocksock to paralyze him and then stands next to Screaming Veronica.

YomFuckhead: BROTHEEER!!

Newpurple: Hey bro!

Shocksock: What the hell?

YomFuckHead: The nuclear threat was a bluff. The true plan was to arrange a situation in which Newpurple could join up with us and ofcourse have you kill Calli to make you look like the bad guy. Once word gets out there will be a bounty on your head.

Shocksock: Damn!

Screaming Veronica: levitates Shocksock and throws him onto the Airbase above the Submarine.

YomFuckHead: Let's get inside so we can submerge already.

Location: Airbase

Shocksock: I can move again but it is too late.

PKB: Bastard fooled us all. Newpurple joined up with his brother Yomtoxic who is still in control of AnimeFuckHead most likely his hold is being strengthed by the powers of Screaming Veronica. Kill Screaming Veronica and perhaps AnimeFuckHead will have the strength to kill off the spirit of Yomtoxic.

Shocksock: I need to upgrade my cyborg body if I am able to fight them.

ADP: Not a problem for me.

Location: Africa 10 Years Later

Shocksock: This new body should come in handy.

ADP (Radio): Glad you like it and this time it wont short out when people try to disrupt electricity.

Shocksock: That pissed me off those fuckers!

PKB (Radio:) Fuck them up real good.

Shocksock: Fuck yeah!

Cyborg Cop: FREEZE!!

Shocksock: Shut your fucking mouth.

Three cyborg cops surround Shocksock and take out their Nightsticks.

Cyborg Cop #1: Eat shit bastard!

Cyborg Cop #2: FUCK YOU!!

Cyborg Cop #3: Hi!

All 3 attack Shocksock but he does a hand stand then spins around with his razor sharp feet cutting the nightsticks to piece he then flips onto his feet and whips out his sword.

Shocksock: Fucking cops are useless.

PKB (Radio): That damn bounty.

Shocksock slices the 3 cops in half and the top halves of their bodies crawl away.

_________________

Cubes....

*thinks of a movie where someone gets diced quite finely*

Could have been a worse death

I AM TOGETHER WITH MY BROTHER ONCE MORE

That wan an anticlimactic time jump...

_________________