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Right now, I'm slightly to lazy to think of full on trivia, but will give you amazing fucking facts

Burlesque costumes are the epitome of sexy – think Dita Von Teese and lingerie; however, a few centuries ago, the outfits had a slightly different purpose. According to the Museum of Sex, merkins (the bottom half of burlesque costumes) were originally created as "pubic wigs" for 15th century prostitutes. The designs helped hide pubic lice and syphilis symptoms. Make sure to share this information with your boyfriend the next time he heads to Vegas with the boys.

Today the government issues "Support our Troops" paraphernalia; however government-issued brochures and videos featured a slightly different slogan during the WWII era – "Don't forget – Put it on before you put it in." During World War II, many soldiers returned home with venereal diseases, costing the government millions of dollars in medical expenses.

You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex.

Minute quantities of over 30 different substances have been identified in human semen. These include nitrogen, fructose, lactic acid, ascorbic acid, inositol, cholesterol, glutathione, creatine, pyruvic acid, citric acid, sorbitol, urea, uric acid and Vitamin B12, along with various salts and enzymes.

White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree.

A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.

On average, from two to five million sperm are released each time a man ejaculates.

Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend.

For both men and women, the heart rate averages 140 beats per minute at the point of orgasm.

The average woman will have sex more than 3,000 times over the course of her reproductive years.

Heterosexual anal sex is something 43% of women have experienced.

Women consider penis size the ninth most important feature for a man, while men rate it much more highly, in third place.

When a man ejaculates, the initial spurt travels at 28 miles per hour – faster than the world record for the 100m sprint, which currently stands at 22.9 miles per hour.

With nothing in its path, a penis can shoot semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.(I personally beat this by shooting over my head many times)

The longest erect penis on record was 13 inches. The smallest was 1cm.

There are 20 male masochists for every female masochist.

The average adult testicle contains enough sperm to measure a quarter of a mile laid out end to end.

For 75% of men, ejaculation occurs within 3 minutes of penetration.

Australians are the most receptive to the idea of having a threesome – 28% of them claim to have tried it.

Every time they engage in oral sex with their partner, 30% of women swallow.

When sexually aroused, 60% of men get erect nipples.

Women over 40 years of age are more likely to masturbate than any other group.

There’s a direct link between how often a man has sex and his life expectancy.

According to experts, sex is about 10 times more effective as a tranquilliser than Valium.

Sex can relieve a headache – it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.

44% of women find it impossible to enjoy sex with a man who is not their intellectual equal. Just 31% of men share this problem.

There are about 1,000 recognised euphemisms for ‘vagina’ in the English language.

At any given time, 25% of people are daydreaming about sex.

It takes two tablespoons of blood to get the average man’s penis erect.

Americans spend twice as much money on pornography as they do on biscuits.

The clitoris contains twice as many nerve fibres as the penis – a toe-curling 8,000.

Besides humans, bonobos (a type of chimp) and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.(Fucking dolphins bitch!)

The size of the vagina decreases by 30% as orgasm becomes imminent.

For up to 70% of women, simultaneous direct stimulation of the clitoris during intercourse is essential for them to reach orgasm.

The average aroused vagina is 4 inches long – shorter than the average erect penis, which measures in at 6 inches

Sneezes, along with orgasms, are the only physiological responses that cannot be voluntarily stopped once they have started.(Actually, I've managed to stop both, although painfully for the former)

Straight men tend to have smaller penises than gay men.

In rare cases, menstrual cramps have been known to bring about orgasm.

The amount of wet dreams a man is likely to have increases in line with the number of years spent in formal education.

The majority of women prefer to have sex in the dark.

Men find women with enlarged pupils more sexually attractive.

Women who are prone to migraines tend to have a higher sex drive than those who are not.

Nearly one in four Americans (65 millions people) are currently living with an incurable sexually transmitted disease (STD).

One report states that 48% of women have faked an orgasm at least once in their life. Interestingly, an identical 48% of men also report faking an orgasm at least once

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