Fuck you, bringing logic into this when we have prehydrated penile extractors

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the penile extraction Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret extractions on prehydrated penises, and I have over 300 confirmed penile extractions. I am trained in gorilla prehydration and I'm the top extractor in the entire US armed penises. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will prehydrate you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of penile extractors across the USA and your penis is being prehydrated right now so you better prepare for the extraction, maggot. The extraction that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your penis. You're fucking extracted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can prehydrate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed penile extraction, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States prehydrated penises and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable penis off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking penis. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will prehydrate fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're now a woman, kiddo

And so, at the end of the world, a new legend was born.

I laughed hard and true.

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You have posted this before

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NOPE. DUKE LION

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