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(02:54:35) ChatBot: Orange_Juice_Jon has been logged out (Timeout).
(04:37:47) ChatBot: YomToxic logs out of the Chat.
(07:59:15) ChatBot: YomToxic logs into the Chat. (
08:14:18) ChatBot: YomToxic has been logged out (Timeout). (15:27:36) ChatBot: bc_ has been logged out (Timeout). (15:27:57) ChatBot: bc_ logs into the Chat. (15:30:56) ChatBot: bc_ has been logged out (Timeout). (15:36:25) ChatBot: Headfuck_The_Wis has been logged out (Timeout). (15:39:42) ChatBot: Headfuck_The_Wis logs into the Chat.

(16:43:16) ChatBot: Newpurple logs into the Chat.
(16:43:26) Newpurple: needs more rape (18:30:49)
Newpurple: LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS
(18:31:42) Newpurple successfully raped 1/3 of the earth's population
(18:32:04) Newpurple gained a level! He is now level 98
(18:32:31) Newpurple has attracted Hepatitis C. Def decreased by 2.
(18:32:53) Newpurple has attracted HIV. Magic resist decreased by 2.
(18:33:15) Newpurple has attracted herpes. Charm decreased by 2.
(18:33:43) Newpurple has attracted chlamydia. Max health decreased by 30.
(18:34:37) Newpurple has attracted gonorrhea. Movement speed decreased by 10%.
(18:36:12) Newpurple has lost reputation in 76 nations throughout europe, asia and north america.
(18:36:27) Newpurple is now sentenced to death in 7 nations.
(18:36:38) Newpurple has gained reputation in the middle east.
(18:37:26) Newpurple has 4 new friend invites
(18:37:34) Newpurple: fuck...
(18:37:44) Newpurple has 0 new friend invites
(18:39:41) Newpurple is challenging AFH to a duel
(18:40:05) Headfuck_The_Wis nukes the fuck out of newpurple and accepts.
(18:40:57) Newpurple absorbs all the nukes and gains 800 mana
(18:41:42) Newpurple farts out of his cunt, dealing 2 poison damage to AFH over 20 seconds.
(18:41:47) Headfuck_The_Wis Anticipates newpurples next move, slinging it back at him.
(18:42:11) Headfuck_The_Wis CHARGES HIS LAZAR
(18:42:22) Newpurple is immune to poison.
(18:42:31) Headfuck_The_Wis Has seizure
(18:42:42) Headfuck_The_Wis Fires lazars EVERYWHERE
(18:43:06) Newpurple also has a seizure
(18:43:16) Newpurple spurts semen everywhere
(18:44:06) Newpurple sends AFH an invitation to his group
(18:44:20) Newpurple: we're going to take down yom, the dragon.
(18:44:43) Headfuck_The_Wis transforms newpurple semen into FIRE (AFH gets chraged up after being hit with fire, lightning, and ice) (18:44:59) Headfuck_The_Wis Does not negotiate with terrorists
(18:45:17) Headfuck_The_Wis Powerslams newpurple into his own flaming semen
(18:45:29) Newpurple wants to trade
(18:45:35) Newpurple: gieb gold plox
(18:45:46) Newpurple: br? br br br br?
(18:45:54) Newpurple: I report u
(18:46:10) Headfuck_The_Wis Denies, instead choosing to sell PAIN.
(18:46:27) ChatBot: No ignored Users listed.
(18:47:01) Headfuck_The_Wis Does what he want's and he gets fucking paid
(18:47:09) Newpurple: ## CHEAP GOLD 100GOLD/2$ http://WWW.FRAUDS.COM ##
(18:47:15) Newpurple has been banned
(18:47:36) Headfuck_The_Wis throws lightning hammers at banned newpurple
(18:48:05) Headfuck_The_Wis: No kill like overkill.
(18:48:05) Newpurple gets yelled at by his mother
(18:48:34) Headfuck_The_Wis Give's newpurples mother a paddle from his collection, Spiked edition.
(18:49:25) Newpurple is sent to foster care
(18:49:39) Newpurple rapes his new sister
(18:50:31) Newpurple goes to bed
(18:50:47) Newpurple: night
(18:50:50) Headfuck_The_Wis HAUNT"S YOUR DREAMS MOTHERFUCKER FREDDY STYLE
(18:50:54) ChatBot: YomToxic logs into the Chat.
(18:51:16) Newpurple: timed as always, yom.
(18:51:28) Newpurple: bai bai
(18:51:32) YomToxic: ara ara
(18:51:38) YomToxic: lol taking down yom
(18:51:38) Headfuck_The_Wis slings iron dicks at yomtoxic
(18:52:02) YomToxic: No matter. I will simply infect another network
(18:52:05) Headfuck_The_Wis FOR THE HORDENSWAGGLE!
(18:52:10) YomToxic: and emerge again as a clueless newbie
(18:52:25) YomToxic detaches from host and escapes.
(18:53:01) Headfuck_The_Wis Stops giving a fuck and goes back to bathing with toasters
(18:53:24) YomToxic: so, what's going on?
(18:54:17) ChatBot: Newpurple has been logged out (Timeout).

Lol taking down Yom

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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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Post Re: Pasta
So why am I a dragon?

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Post Re: Pasta
Nobody needs a reason to be awesome.

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In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it.
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Post Re: Pasta
I thought I was a bread-headed hero(?).

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I should start a franchise of being my pants. You'd get to drink spilt coffee and all manner of jizz. I'd also wipe my boogers on you and jam loose change into places.

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In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it.
NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.!
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I should start a franchise of being my pants. You'd get to drink spilt coffee and all manner of jizz. I'd also wipe my boogers on you and jam loose change into places.


That pic.

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Toasted samoan kicks jesus into boiling pit of worms.

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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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