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well, it is somewhat hairy. I actually shave my belly and around my nipples because of reasons.

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... :Jont I see. Have a seat on the couch and tell me more about it.

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*sits down*
You see... it all started when I was 8.
I was a curious child back then... especially around sexual things, and so I used to want to see people naked and feel up their private parts. I had already accidentally stumbled upon porn, so I knew my way around it to some degree. For example, I knew that to make a girl pregnant you would have to stick your wee wee in a girls vagoo. I also had a girlfriend at the time, but I had not yet linked together dirty stuff with love, and so to experiment with girls bodies and mine, I decided to just pick a random girl that I didn't know too much, so I didn't have to risk compromising any relationships I had developed so far.

I went over to one of the girls in my class. My class consisted of children from age 7 to 10, and I picked a 7 year old girl with an average look. The reason I picked just her is because from what I had seen or heard, she was the type of girl that wouldn't tell a teacher if you did something bad, and didn't always follow the rules herself. I had also noticed that she didn't have many friends, and that she was one of the kids like me who would stay in school until at least 4pm before her parents would pick her up. Her name was Evelina.

I went up to her and asked if she wanted to play with me. This was probably the first time she had played with a boy (this was way before I had grown my hear out into that cute little girl hair I had in my early teens.) , so she seemed a bit shy at first. Eventually we got along well enough to participate in games I hadn't played myself, such as doctor. Before I had not realized why just doctor was such a popular game among girls, but now I had realized that girls around me were curious as well. We started the game, with some random girl being the doctor. She started with the usual things. Listening for heartbeats, taking blood pressure, giving subscriptions of medicine made of play-dough. Eventually, when everyone had tried the basic stuff, we got more daring. The stethoscope would be used to listen for heartbeats on your butt, or on your chest without you having a shirt on. At this point, time was running out, though. People were being picked up by their parents, and I knew I would not be able to do anything interesting with Evelina that day. It was not like I cared that much for this girl. In fact, I had chosen her because I didn't care, but I wanted to experiment further, so I kept contact with the girl.

The next day, I played with the usual friends, traded childish kisses with my girlfriend, and protecting her like a real gentleman during games of "It". Once all my friends had gone home for the day, and I was left with the usual late crowd, I once again went over to Evelina to play with her. We started playing doctor again, but this time it was only us two and one more girl who apparently wanted in on the fun. Once we had moved past the regular routine, and the other girl had gone home, we got to the exciting part again. Last time, I had been the one to pull off my shirt so the girls could listen to my heartbeat, and this time I wanted her to do it. She didn't take it off, but she pulled it up enough for me to push the stethoscope to her soft delicious little flat chest and listen to her heatbeat. It was beating faster than mine. Was she even more excited about this than I was? After about 20 seconds of silence, I moved the stethoscope around for a bit. I put it on her stomach, on the back, on one of her small nipples, and some on her butt (she was wearing jeans). To not attract any suspicion from teachers, we decided to leave it at that for now, but the whole thing had gotten me wanting for more. I wanted to see her naked, but for now, we needed to get ready for our parents to pick us up.

The next day, Evelina actually came to me and asked to play. I guess she had taken a liking in me. To me, she was still an experiment, though. Yeah, I know. I was such a bad little fucker back then. I deserved all the beating my brother gave me as a child. Anyway, as she approached me, I got nervous, because this time my friends had not yet gone home. My girlfriend had, so at least I didn't have to worry about her getting jealous, but if my friends found out I had been playing with a girl who wasn't my girlfriend, they would surely tell, or at least think I'm a wuss for playing with girls, so I quickly turned her offer to play with her down, and kept playing with my friends. Being the lonely girl she is, she instead went away and played with something else by herself. Once my friends had gone home, I immediately went over to her and told her that I could play with her again. She didn't question why I had turned her down before, so I guess she had gotten the idea that I wanted to keep what we were doing a secret.

... wait... this is an entirely different story... and it turns into something I'm not sure is even legal to write...

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I'm personally quite interested.

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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Sidetracking intentional as fuck but either way I'm the same as AFH - we don't have a chance so often to read a good story on gen-spam.
I compliment you Putrple on this one. Someone should deffinietly make a separate topic with childhood memories as theme in mind.

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I'll write the rest of it some other day. :P
It gets kind of dirty, so just a heads up.

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Loli... needs more tentacle.

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this is based on a real event I personally experienced. I'm not making anything up.

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Then make it fake... problem solved.

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..and then lolipurple entered the room. She had grown tentacles on her back. Both me and Evelina were raped for weeks, living on nothing but each other's cum as lolipurple had luxurious dinner buffets.

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Personally I'll go with the continuation of the real story.

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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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Fuck real life. Tentacles are the way!

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Fuck real life. Tentacles are the way!

Fine.. We have newpurple write out the real story, and then, when he's done, we throw tentacles into it.

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
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YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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VICTORY!

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