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Chloroform!!! (version 0.33)
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Pantsman
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Chloroform!!! (version 0.33)
Idea get while chatting with joshex.
Upbeat music [GET!!!]
Dark.
*drumroll* "Welcome to the Forkheads TV Shopping Show!"
Spotlight on Emcee and Customers.
Emcee: "Are you tired of having to deal with..."
[Scarygirlupclose] "Nosy girlfriends?"
Customer: Sure am!
Emcee: "What about noisy neighbors?" [Big ball of violence]
Customer: Don't get me started...
Emcee: And worst of all... [Thugs] Emcee: Annoying roommates?!
Customer: I could, but I'd have to write a book to even get everything across.
Emcee: Trust me, I understand how you feel, friend!
Bottle of chloroform lowers into the stage. Spotlights focus on bottle.
Emcee: That's why I'm here to introduce you all to a cureall to all those problems and more!
Emcee: Presenting, the newest product from Fork Pharmacetuals, the brand-new Choloroform! (purposeful typo to prevent confusion with chloroform)
Spotlights on the bottle.
Emcee: This wonder product can knock out anyone with just one whiff! Useful when you want to shut a particularly annoying person up!
Emcee: But enough talk outta me, let's take a look at the customer testimonials!
Customer (Shinji): Asuka tried to rape me. I slapped her in the face with a rag soaked in this stuff, and she went right to sleep! This stuff really works! My virginity is safe!
Customer (Haruhi): This thing is amazing! I wanted to knock out a whole class so I could conduct an experiment - and less than a splash of the stuff was all it took! I, Suzumiya Haruhi, give this product five stars!
Emcee: And there you have it, Choloroform! Your best best for a peaceful life! Knock the bad guys down cold!
Emcee: Don't be trapped in a stressful life! Buy it today, and watch as it works wonders!
CHOLOROFORM - from Fork Pharmaceuticals. - Call TOLL FREE 1-FORK-CHL8180 at 56 baud to order! Limited stocks!!
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Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:20 pm |
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JasperBeauclair
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Re: Chloroform!!!
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Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:27 pm |
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fluffy
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Re: Chloroform!!!
Expect me to voice this shortly. I need to find my microphone.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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Re: Chloroform!!!
I think it would be better if you didn't have the drum roll and spotlight on the Chloroform before the Emcee started speaking. You should keep the product secret until the Emcee presents it after the question segment.
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Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:44 pm |
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Pantsman
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Re: Chloroform!!!
fluffy wrote: Expect me to voice this shortly. I need to find my microphone. I was looking for voice actors, yes. But this isn't a finalized script. I'd love to voice-act this one. I shall be... SHINJI! Galfrononymous wrote: I think it would be better if you didn't have the drum roll and spotlight on the Chloroform before the Emcee started speaking. You should keep the product secret until the Emcee presents it after the question segment. Oh! Okay! So, the spotlight moves around the stage with the drumroll, and the bottle is in darkness, right? This works better, actually! Good plan! Should we add "It's time for FH TV Shopping channel again?" with the drumroll?
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Sun Feb 23, 2014 7:49 am |
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fluffy
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Re: Chloroform!!!
I'll voice any part you want. I'll be the drumroll! Just give the command.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:14 am |
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Pantsman
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Re: Chloroform!!!
I'll voice the Emcee, and can you please voice the customers?
For each line, one mp3.
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