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Gotta joke for y'all
So, there's a catholic preist, a jewish rabbi, and a baptist minister and they're all at the same fund raiser when it's over, and all the money is collected, they try to decide how to devide the money the baptist says "lets draw a circle throw it in the air and whatever money falls inside the circle we use for the lords work" the catholic disagrees and says "how about we draw a circle, throw it up and whatever falls OUTSIDE the circle we use for the lords work?" and the rabbi disagrees with them both and says "Why don't we throw it in the air and whatever the lord wants we let him take it"
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Re: Gotta joke for y'all
meh, kinda funny
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Re: Gotta joke for y'all
tl;dr
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Re: Gotta joke for y'all
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Re: Gotta joke for y'all
clueless_furball wrote: tl;dr Short version: Catholics are greedy, baptists are greedier and jews are the greediest fuckers around
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Re: Gotta joke for y'all
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Re: Gotta joke for y'all
Oh I get it
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Re: Gotta joke for y'all
i get it but it didn't make me LOL at all......
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Re: Gotta joke for y'all
After reading I now get it. Since money always comes backdown they keep it all but jokes that requier much thought are not usually that funny (it wasn't) which is why stupid things (knock knock) casn be so funny yet so simply and stupid. Oh and blonde jokes along with sexist ones and racist.
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Re: Gotta joke for y'all
not really funny
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Re: Gotta joke for y'all
Shocksock wrote: After reading I now get it. Since money always comes backdown they keep it all but jokes that requier much thought are not usually that funny (it wasn't) which is why stupid things (knock knock) casn be so funny yet so simply and stupid. Oh and blonde jokes along with sexist ones and racist. Those jokes are overrated. I didn't find them funny when I was 12, I don't find them funny now. Except for some racist ones, just because you can get really fucking bad with those. And I find horrible things amusing.
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Re: Gotta joke for y'all
Remon wrote: Shocksock wrote: After reading I now get it. Since money always comes backdown they keep it all but jokes that requier much thought are not usually that funny (it wasn't) which is why stupid things (knock knock) casn be so funny yet so simply and stupid. Oh and blonde jokes along with sexist ones and racist. Those jokes are overrated. I didn't find them funny when I was 12, I don't find them funny now. Except for some racist ones, just because you can get really fucking bad with those. And I find horrible things amusing. You so rarely get to use the good racist jokes though. Unless you live in the south.
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Re: Gotta joke for y'all
Abool wrote: Remon wrote: Shocksock wrote: After reading I now get it. Since money always comes backdown they keep it all but jokes that requier much thought are not usually that funny (it wasn't) which is why stupid things (knock knock) casn be so funny yet so simply and stupid. Oh and blonde jokes along with sexist ones and racist. Those jokes are overrated. I didn't find them funny when I was 12, I don't find them funny now. Except for some racist ones, just because you can get really fucking bad with those. And I find horrible things amusing. You so rarely get to use the good racist jokes though. Unless you live in the south. And that's why rednecks don't need computers. Or internet. I'm in Canada, so I don't have that luxury.
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Re: Gotta joke for y'all
This may or may not be the first time "horrible racism" has been called a luxury.
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Re: Gotta joke for y'all
What' black and white and rolls off the end of a dock? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.
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