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ADP
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 dating advice yes i said it i need datin advice. so im not the asshole i used to be. im gettin older so i want to settle soon...maybe...anyways i notice i attract different types of chicks dependin on my actions. when im an ass i get fine bitches that are stupid shallow and i want to strangle, stuff their bodies in a car trunk and drive the car off a bridge. good to fuck but nuthin u wanna procreate with. when im nice i get either a) mastadon-pterodactyl-triceratops-sabertoothtiger-tyrannosaurus lookin bitches that are sweet but make u puke a little cuz they are homely or b)the hot bitch who thinks she can take advantage of me b/c im being a nice guy. seriously im startin to feel like things are startin to pass me by. a lot of my friends are in 3-4 yr long relationships a some are in engaged and a couple are married. hanging out with yours friends and you're the only bachelor blows. i just want a chick thats a lady when she needs to be and a freak when she wants to be. any advice at all. i could turn a ho into a housewife but we all know thats a big no no or i could settle with a chick im not attracted to which would suck... anybody have any helpful advice to get me where i need to go?
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"a women can have a man that is 98% of what they want and treat him like crap because he isn't 100%" -Katt Williams
"and that's why they get their asses whooped" -ADP
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Hammm
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Re: dating advice Find a scientist girl, there's bound to be at least ONE hot, single one. Ok, maybe not hot, but at least "not ugly".
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| Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:12 pm |
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ADP
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Re: dating advice i would but ill be damned if i can find one!
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"a women can have a man that is 98% of what they want and treat him like crap because he isn't 100%" -Katt Williams
"and that's why they get their asses whooped" -ADP
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| Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:21 pm |
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yellowrock
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Re: dating advice go to a library and act nice, get a hot smart chick, ???? PROFIT!
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BlackAmethyst
Not Quite Left-Winged
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Re: dating advice Meh, relationships aren't something you can just pull out of a bag. If you could buy a soulmate from E-bay, everyone would have one right?
I think there's no use trying desperately to find a girl. Keep living like you always do and you're bound to find girls you like. I didn't say to be approached by, I said to find. If you can read between the lines of what I just said, you should be good to go.
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| Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:20 pm |
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Hammm
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Re: dating advice I found one. She's dating another woman. Now what SED? NOW WHAT?!
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| Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:41 pm |
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BlackAmethyst
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Re: dating advice Now I laugh at your case and let you solve it yourself.
In all seriousness though. If it isn't your conquest, then your target didn't truly fall in love with you, but rather the one whom you asked advices from.
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| Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:52 pm |
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Hammm
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Re: dating advice ScarletEyedDevil wrote: Now I laugh at your case and let you solve it yourself.
In all seriousness though. If it isn't your conquest, then your target didn't truly fall in love with you, but rather the one whom you asked advices from. Contested! That's like saying that if someone taught you to play guitar and your girlfriend told you one of the things she liked about you was your ability to play guitar, it's your guitar teacher who made her fall in love with you. Besides, I realize the futility of trying to be romantically involved with her. It just won't happen.
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BlackAmethyst
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Re: dating advice Hammm wrote: ScarletEyedDevil wrote: Now I laugh at your case and let you solve it yourself.
In all seriousness though. If it isn't your conquest, then your target didn't truly fall in love with you, but rather the one whom you asked advices from. Contested! That's like saying that if someone taught you to play guitar and your girlfriend told you one of the things she liked about you was your ability to play guitar, it's your guitar teacher who made her fall in love with you. Indirectly, yes. It's his/her abilities, passed down to you, who made her fall in love with you
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| Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:24 pm |
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Hammm
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Re: dating advice But you wouldn't directly attribute the guitar teacher to her falling for you. I mean you could, but ultimately it was YOU and not the teacher whom the girl fell in love with as it was YOU who assembled said skill along with many others. She couldn't have JUST fallen for what your guitar teacher had taught you, because you yourself act as the lens and tincture everything that comes out with your own essence :P
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BlackAmethyst
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Re: dating advice Now you're truly straying apart from the point. You should read this post you first quoted again.
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| Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:34 am |
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Shocksock
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Re: dating advice Don't be too nice because well it's obvious. Be an ass but not too much of one. You gotta know when tobe an ass and when to be nice. That is all. However in terms of timing I always get it wrong but by some twist of fate I am good atbeing friends with hot female friends but not ONE has ever had feelings for me (damn friendzone).
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ADP
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Re: dating advice i c. i must contemplate. oh and i already had a friend drag me to the library. she swore up and down it would work. i ended up with hot smart chick that was cheatin on her husband...
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"a women can have a man that is 98% of what they want and treat him like crap because he isn't 100%" -Katt Williams
"and that's why they get their asses whooped" -ADP
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yellowrock
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Re: dating advice just be yourself
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ADP
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Re: dating advice i am and when that happens get no females im interested in
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"a women can have a man that is 98% of what they want and treat him like crap because he isn't 100%" -Katt Williams
"and that's why they get their asses whooped" -ADP
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