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if he's male, chances are high he is a virgin.
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19, and to do that shit, I had to go through A LOT of changes, read A SHITLOAD of articles on how to become a better person, how to find a girlfriend, how to become more attractive, how to make friends, and how to successfully bed women.


Seriously? I call another BS.

I guess I just believe that guys get laid easily, unless it is abstinence by choice. :l

Guys get laid easily? Where?

Well I guess it's easy if you know how, kind of like most things. But do I really care enough to change things about myself purely for the sake of sex? Actually yes, but changing those aspects has other benefits and sex isn't the number one priority. After all, pregnancy and STDs are no fun. Condoms fucking suck. (I mean seriously. I used to think 'ultra thin' was kind of an unnecessary risk but those things are awful.) I'm not sure where I'm going with this. Maybe I'm trying to convince myself that's it's not something I should care about. It's been a while and I'm in withdrawal. That would explain the recent obsession with HD porn too...

Back on track. I'd like to point out that you, being a straight female, probably see more of guys who are confident and are decent in conversation. (Think target ads, movies, approached by guys, etc.) You see things differently because of your perspective. Straight guys don't look at it the same way. Straight guys think of themselves and assume there to be a significant divide between themselves, those like them, and 'more desirable' men. (Often, anyway; it's all about confidence.) The reverse is usually true from a male perspective, thinking that girls can get laid easily. My head is in a fog and thinking of a good closing statement is difficult. Fuck this noise. Humans are complicated and changes in lifestyle are difficult to initiate. Do things anyway. It increases your likelihood of having sex by 99.99%.

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Kali wrote:
Newpurple wrote:
if he's male, chances are high he is a virgin.
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19, and to do that shit, I had to go through A LOT of changes, read A SHITLOAD of articles on how to become a better person, how to find a girlfriend, how to become more attractive, how to make friends, and how to successfully bed women.


Seriously? I call another BS.

I guess I just believe that guys get laid easily, unless it is abstinence by choice. :l

Guys get laid easily? Where?

Well I guess it's easy if you know how, kind of like most things. But do I really care enough to change things about myself purely for the sake of sex? Actually yes, but changing those aspects has other benefits and sex isn't the number one priority. After all, pregnancy and STDs are no fun. Condoms fucking suck. (I mean seriously. I used to think 'ultra thin' was kind of an unnecessary risk but those things are awful.) I'm not sure where I'm going with this. Maybe I'm trying to convince myself that's it's not something I should care about. It's been a while and I'm in withdrawal. That would explain the recent obsession with HD porn too...

Back on track. I'd like to point out that you, being a straight female, probably see more of guys who are confident and are decent in conversation. (Think target ads, movies, approached by guys, etc.) You see things differently because of your perspective. Straight guys don't look at it the same way. Straight guys think of themselves and assume there to be a significant divide between themselves, those like them, and 'more desirable' men. (Often, anyway; it's all about confidence.) The reverse is usually true from a male perspective, thinking that girls can get laid easily. My head is in a fog and thinking of a good closing statement is difficult. Fuck this noise. Humans are complicated and changes in lifestyle are difficult to initiate. Do things anyway. It increases your likelihood of having sex by 99.99%.


I disagree on your point on about how straight guys think and that guys think girls get laid easily. I have a lot of close guy friends, and they do not think either way. They get their girls... or hookers.

Another reason why I think it's easier for guys is that guys tend to do the asking. Girls (well at least in my culture) don't usually chase after a male to get in their pants.

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Kali wrote:
Newpurple wrote:
if he's male, chances are high he is a virgin.
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19, and to do that shit, I had to go through A LOT of changes, read A SHITLOAD of articles on how to become a better person, how to find a girlfriend, how to become more attractive, how to make friends, and how to successfully bed women.


Seriously? I call another BS.

I guess I just believe that guys get laid easily, unless it is abstinence by choice. :l

:O_O no. at least. the process is easy, but learning it isn't. No one tells you that shit, everyones got everything fucked up when it comes to advice. No one really innately knows what to do. There's a reason why we call it "getting lucky"
I had everything completely fucked up untill recently, and now I'm doing what newpurple did.

Alltough.. where you are makes a BIIIIG fucking difference, your in newyork right? that makes sense. In michigan the environment is different. I know like 2 people who can get just about anyone they want and thats mostly because they've spent years in the gym and kind of made it their mission.. like newpurple and me.

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.

Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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yep its all about location

i live in the middle of fucking nowhere

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also i always got in the cute zone which is like the friend zone but your cute

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If a girl tells you "you can do what you want with me" would you really do whatever you want with her or will you wait until she tells you what she wants from you?


I'd tie her up, sit in front of the computer and play online gamesand/or post here.

Or maybe tie her up still, let her sit in front of the computer and go to meatspin.

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ANOTHER WHAT IF:

What if your best friend stole away your lover?


One or both of us lack something and apparently she found it in someone else.

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WHAT IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH AND APOCALYPSE WAS TOMORROW???

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i would be a bad enough dude to save the earth

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WHAT IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH AND APOCALYPSE WAS TOMORROW???


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yom would never allow the earth to come to harm lolis live there

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Or just migrate to Mars with them lolis

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Or just migrate to Mars with them lolis


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but the lolis like earth you would not want the lolis to cry would you

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