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How does one have a conversation with someone they dont know?

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I usually ask their name, and (if they're a girl) whether they want to suck my dick. Sometimes I switch up the order, by proposing fellatio and THEN giving my name. The important thing is that both steps are there. Also, smelling like freshly baked gingerbread cookies is a plus :)


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Or you could always ask if they could make you a sammich.

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just walk up and say 'hi' i am <your name here> and i am going to rock your motherfucking world


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Then Rape them. :awesome

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well, yeah, but i figured that went without saying...


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I think you missed the "stab them" part

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Why stab 'em? have them make you a sammich first!

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emovan wrote:
Why stab 'em? have them make you a sammich first!


Stab sandwich, eat girl


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YES! YES!

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I don't. As simple as that.

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it's simple really you have said women make sandwidge then kill women and put in sandwedge then you eat both sandwedge and women in one meal

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Just a simple "hey" or "hello" will be alright nothing fancy. Look but don't stare (if a girl) then try to be interesting (at that point i create awkward silence if I even stat the convo). The rest writes itself but most people would atleast make some sort of grunting sound if not a "hey" back unless they hate you.

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I say that my sister is about to get an abortion.

If they're pro-abortion, i say it's murder.

If they're against abortion, I say i've convinced three different girls i fucked to get an abortion so i could avoid the inconvenience.

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This thread is a monument to why people on the Internet stay on the Internet.

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