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cluelessfurball
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Conversation advice
How does one have a conversation with someone they dont know?
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Hammm
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Re: Conversation advice
I usually ask their name, and (if they're a girl) whether they want to suck my dick. Sometimes I switch up the order, by proposing fellatio and THEN giving my name. The important thing is that both steps are there. Also, smelling like freshly baked gingerbread cookies is a plus
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EmoVan
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Re: Conversation advice
Or you could always ask if they could make you a sammich.
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yellowrock
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Re: Conversation advice
just walk up and say 'hi' i am <your name here> and i am going to rock your motherfucking world
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EmoVan
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Re: Conversation advice
Then Rape them.
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Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:42 am |
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yellowrock
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Re: Conversation advice
well, yeah, but i figured that went without saying...
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30kbpm
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Re: Conversation advice
I think you missed the "stab them" part
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EmoVan
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Re: Conversation advice
Why stab 'em? have them make you a sammich first!
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Hammm
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Re: Conversation advice
emovan wrote: Why stab 'em? have them make you a sammich first! Stab sandwich, eat girl
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Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:18 pm |
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EmoVan
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Re: Conversation advice
YES! YES!
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Desmond
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Re: Conversation advice
I don't. As simple as that.
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Haz
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Re: Conversation advice
it's simple really you have said women make sandwidge then kill women and put in sandwedge then you eat both sandwedge and women in one meal
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Shocksock
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Re: Conversation advice
Just a simple "hey" or "hello" will be alright nothing fancy. Look but don't stare (if a girl) then try to be interesting (at that point i create awkward silence if I even stat the convo). The rest writes itself but most people would atleast make some sort of grunting sound if not a "hey" back unless they hate you.
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CarsitoPyg
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Re: Conversation advice
I say that my sister is about to get an abortion.
If they're pro-abortion, i say it's murder.
If they're against abortion, I say i've convinced three different girls i fucked to get an abortion so i could avoid the inconvenience.
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Hakurei no Miko
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Re: Conversation advice
This thread is a monument to why people on the Internet stay on the Internet.
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TMMS Part 1:[spoiler][/spoiler]
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