Oh boy oh boy oh boy... Since this is long, I put a spoiler. This was a trip, really. Green means yes, and red means no in the context of the thinger belo-BLAH, you get it. Overall, though, I scored a cool 25/36. I mean, I see that the thing was posted in 2012 (for that I'm sorry I'm such a necromancer... the irony), but I wonder what year this was written in. I mean, it musn't be recent, unless that particular church is out of touch.

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1-Frequently wears black clothing.
Well, I frequently wear plain black or plain white or plain grey T-shirts. So yes?

2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
I do not, however, wear these because I don't have any. lol

3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
I don't.

4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
Well, I do have this one silver ring that has Celtic knots on it. I'll say it counts since it can relate to druidism and shamanism since Celts were all for that sorta st00f (and moar!)

5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
I would like a Celtic cross tattoo on my back. Piercings... Not so much.

6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
This one is difficult. However, since it has the idea that anything dark is evil, I guess Nightwish and a large percentage of metal bands counts for this one.

7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
If only people in real life knew the things I do and say with the people online... Namely in Skype.

8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
The Bible is not an action. I do like some sports, but I still go down as a yes on three quarters of the examples.

9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
The magic, occult, witchcraft. They're interesting to look into. Death itself is also really cool to think on in more metaphorical.philosophical terms and in an almost aesthetic way. I mean, a death can empower a person, or completely destroy them (especially so if it's their own, obviously).

10-Takes drugs.
Diabetic. Have to. If it counts the non-prescriptive only, then no, but I'm going to say yes.

11-Drinks alcohol.
GIMME MY VODKA MUDSHAKESSSS!!!

12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
I'll admit, I get depressed at times when appropriate, but I wouldn't say I'm suicidal.

13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
That's not... Well, not NECESSARILY why. I mean, sure, it can be done for that, I guess, but anyone can "detract from the light of God and His love" just by simply opposing it. In any case, no.

14-Complains of boredom.
Wow. That's stupid. But yeah, sometimes.

15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
SOMETIMES BOTH!

16-Is excessively awake during the night.
COFFEE IS EDUTRITIONAL!

17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
I think of the Sun and Light in the same way I think of Death.

18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
I tend to keep things to myself... Most of the time.

19-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Isn't this very similar to the above? Well, at least the reasoning is.

20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
OMGLOL. I literally died laughing at the reasoning, and considering the amount I've said "yes" to so far, God sent me straight to hell when He saw the above nineteen. I got to meet Lucifer and Beelzebub and we shared some vodka. They were pretty cool guys. Unfortunately, it turns out that God had an IRS complaint against Him and paid by sending my soul (and many others) back from Hell because He could no longer afford to pay that portion of it, and also because He spent His last shiny carbon gem on a TV dinner! Seriously, who does that?! I was just about to learn what a Puerto Rican Breakfast was, too!

21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
I AM ONE OF THE ADULTS LOL

22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
Though I may not necessarily follow through with what authority figures want, I will still listen to what they have to say. I'm gonna say no to this one.

23-Misbehaves at school.
No longer in school. Pretty clear record for the most part as well. I think I only was bad for talking with classmates WAY WAY BACK.

24-Misbehaves at home.
I have no way to misbehave at home.

25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
Depends on what is considered such. Does pizza count? I mean, I do think Count Chocula is pretty good, but I don't wanna just go with the examples.

26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
WHEN DIABETICS TEST THEIR BLOOD GLUCOSE, THEY DRAW BLOOD. INSTEAD OF GETTING A TISSUE WHICH I KNOW I DON'T HAVE, I LICK THE BLOOD OFF. I still wonder how I run out of tissues, though...

27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
Yep. But rarely. I especially likes me some South Park.

28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
Yep! I enjoy gaming.

29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
I do.

30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
I do head bang, yeah. Especially when a really awesome tune comes on.

31-Expresses an interest in sex.
Sex would be nice.

32-Masturbates
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TIME TO SHORT CIRCUIT MY LAPTOP LIKE SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI AND BAG, THAT WAS SWELL! Now, where's the tissues?

33-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
Nope. No reason to, plus I don't find emotional/sexual attraction to males.

34-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
But-but-but... Most of those are neat to studyyyy... Q_Q

35-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
Nope. No reason to.

36-Claims to be a goth.
Nope. Also no reason to.

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we dont care about necromancy here its allowed and encouraged

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(Double checks rules again, checks forum post on rules, gets unsure on whether to drink orange juice or strawberry juice, comes back.)
YAEY! I am happ I can be a happ lil' necromancer, raising the lifeless bodies of thingers. Cuz, y'know, goth obviously = necromancer as well *sarcasm*.

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a lot of these are kinda for me

1-Frequently wears black clothing.
yep i have a lot of plain black shirts and pants
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
nope
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
nope
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
not very often i think i do have a necklace with a sword charm hanging from it somewhere around here
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
a little intrest
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
nope i do listen to rock does that count but none of that metal or death stuff queen and cold chisel are my sort of rock oh does comedy music count i like that
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
look where i am we are all batshit crazy
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
i do technically have a declining interest in religion i used to be an edgy religion sucks guy who would spend all my time insulting religion and bragging about my atheism i realize nowadays that was pathetic of me though
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
i have been spending a lot of time looking at d&d monsters
10-Takes drugs.
only prescription
11-Drinks alcohol.
nope
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
i sometimes feel depressed but never really suicidal i know that its other peoples faults my life is fucked up so im not going to kill myself for feeling useless and i doupt i will to get out of things also
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
nope
14-Complains of boredom.\
yep
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
yep both
16-Is excessively awake during the night.
probably
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
i kinda do i suppose
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
nope
19-Spends large amounts of time alone.
yep
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
nope
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
i suppose
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
well i do have a default attitude of respect towards people but it can be quick to be lost
23-Misbehaves at school.
not really
24-Misbehaves at home.
not really
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
the fucks count chocula also no i dont think so
26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
nope
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
uhm we dont have pay tv but im going to put this down as a yes
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
yep
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
yep
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
nope my dancing is more well im not sure what it is but its not head shaky or sexy
31-Expresses an interest in sex.
yep
32-Masturbates
yep
33-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
im hetrosexual but most of the characters i roleplay are bisexual (both in and out of erp although i dont really erp much anymore) does that count. i have to commend them for remembering bisexuals everybody always forgets about them
34-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
nope
35-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
nope
36-Claims to be a goth.
nope

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church[/quote]

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Yes, necromancy is allowed here.

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I think without necromancy, this whole site would just die and stay dead. It needs necromancy to stay alive, as it goes into hibernation periodically. Meanwhile, I have to wonder what the cures for Gothism are. Heavy medication? Maybe you should smoke pot all day. I imagine if you're stoned off your gob all the time that you can't be depressed and gothic. Maybe you need something like from the end of A Clockwork Orange but with something like Teletubbies playing or something.


"Happy Happy Time!"

Maybe goth's simply need to be loved, continuously, in a massive goth orgy. They wouldn't be able to be sad at that point, would they?

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I love your ideas.
Now lets weld 'em together.

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Watching teletubbies while smoking tons of pot and having a massive goth orgy?

Goddamn those things go together too well.

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THIS.

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That's EXTRA GOTHIC.

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