Author |
Message |
joshex
Level 22
Posts: 2259 |
Joined: Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:10 am |
Cash on hand: 176,060.20
Location: SR388 |
Group: Special Access |
|
Fat People Food Advertisments
Ok Fuckheads now is your time to shine! you name them, give a brief description/advertisement of them and we all laugh and we make a whole bunch of self-depressed fat people HUNGRAY!.
Requirements: must be something outrageously unhealthy.
I'll start!
Deepfried Buttersticks! Now with Lard!
Panfried doughnut sandwiches! Now fried with butter!
_________________ mepsipax
got any?
His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
|
Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:17 pm |
|
|
Pantsman
Level 39
Posts: 21063 |
Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:44 pm |
Cash on hand: 2,187.55
Bank: 5,250.50
Group: Sysop |
|
Re: Fat People Food Advertisments
Fried grease dipped in grease! Now with 20% more real grease!
_________________
Yeap.
_________________
1 pcs.
|
4 pcs.
|
|
Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:57 pm |
|
|
joshex
Level 22
Posts: 2259 |
Joined: Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:10 am |
Cash on hand: 176,060.20
Location: SR388 |
Group: Special Access |
|
Re: Fat People Food Advertisments
I Can't believe it's not cereal! now with heart-stopper berries and Baconmallows!
On package in bold print: With REAL BACON! Part of a healthy breakfast!
Ingredients: Re-fried Pork-rinds, Bacon fat, Sugar, MSG, Salt, Smoky flavoring (Liquid smoke; salt, tree oil extracts, lard). with 200% less grains! Baconmallow ingredients: Bacon pieces, sugar, fat paste, Corn starch. may contain some pork groin, less than 0.005% marshmallow.
nutritional information: Transfats: 75% Normal fats: 0% Protien: 20% Sugar: 5% Vitamins: 0%
_________________ mepsipax
got any?
His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
|
Tue Feb 24, 2015 5:12 am |
|
|
Lord Hazama
Level 7
Posts: 718 |
Joined: Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:44 pm |
Cash on hand: 11,046.60
Group: Registered users |
|
Re: Fat People Food Advertisments
The triple bypass special triple fried doughnut with triple fried chicken filled with cheese and 90 of pounds bacon.
|
Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:02 am |
|
|
joshex
Level 22
Posts: 2259 |
Joined: Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:10 am |
Cash on hand: 176,060.20
Location: SR388 |
Group: Special Access |
|
Re: Fat People Food Advertisments
Hog's back-fat; gently roasted with corn starch and corn oil stuffed into a puffy cornbread pastry dripping in cheese of 10 different types. This monster will take more than 2 hands!
_________________ mepsipax
got any?
His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
|
Wed Feb 25, 2015 5:51 am |
|
|
Jewsus
Level 35
Posts: 8888 |
Joined: Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:52 pm |
Cash on hand: 1,745,184.60
Bank: 55,666.50
Group: Registered users |
|
Re: Fat People Food Advertisments
so the cereal and the triple bypass special both sound delicious
|
Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:47 pm |
|
|
Lord Hazama
Level 7
Posts: 718 |
Joined: Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:44 pm |
Cash on hand: 11,046.60
Group: Registered users |
|
Re: Fat People Food Advertisments
The gut buster 100 pound burger filled will bacon and 1000 pounds of cheese .
|
Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:09 am |
|
|
Zweihart
Level 22
Posts: 2276 |
Joined: Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:39 am |
Cash on hand: 5,379,226.50
Group: Pandemonium |
|
Re: Fat People Food Advertisments
Anything and everything on Epic Meal Time ever should qualify for this and then some more.
_________________
_________________
1 pcs.
|
1 pcs.
|
|
Fri Feb 27, 2015 2:38 pm |
|
|
|