I Cleaned My Keyboard (Pictures!)
On February 20th, some time before I took the first picture at 21:56:29 PM, I cleaned my keyboard for the first time in four years. I did not have compressed air. I did not have intelligence. You may say "Why didn't you just go outside and clean it?" to which I would respond "It was a minimum of -25°C outside that
day night and probably closer to -40°C with wind chill, so fuck you." I just wanted to get it done. This is the result of my fucking idiocy. You may not think much of it, but just wait. You'll see.
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THE MONSTROSITY:
Macros:
Numpad, arrow keys, those other buttons I don't know the group name of:
All the keys lined up in order:
My poor, abused (Megan Fox) thumb after ripping off all those keys.
I had to use a micro-screwdriver to get those tougher bits:
**I used rolled-up toilet paper sections, cut into four stripes, which were then wet with saliva because fuck you**
Cleaned the inside! (This was not the long part):
Close ups:
Almost done! (Also my feet):
**Each key took a minimum of one of those toilet paper strips. THIS is the long part, believe it or not.**
Close up:
FUCKING FINALLY!!!:
Close up:
Fancy shot:
The disgusting mess of tissues, hair, food particles, oil, saliva, and blood (Yes, blood. MY MOUTH WAS BLEEDING THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME. I BLED FOR THIS):
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Okay. Now for the fun part. The part where you get to say "You fucking idiot, you can't even clean a fucking keyboard properly" if you haven't already been saying that. The part where you get to laugh at me for my paramount levels of stupidity. Let me reiterate so you don't have to scroll back up.
Picture start time: February 20th, 21:56:29 PM
Picture end time: February 21st, 2:54:01 AM
Pulling off all those keys took a MINIMUM of five minutes in order to not break them. It took over FIVE. FUCKING. HOURS.
Yeah, fuck me, right?
BONUS CONTENT:
Did you know that Forkheads has an
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**Images are in a different size because I was uploading the keyboard pictures with space in mind, whereas these ones were uploaded just for a quick post in chat.**
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