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Post My hyperdrive broke down...
... and now I'm stuck in the void between two galactic clusters, running on reserve fuel, chugging along at 50m/s.

"Well, this is awkward, isn't it...?"

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Post Re: My hyperdrive broke down...
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Post Re: My hyperdrive broke down...
Space Pirate Interception Imminent.

they hail you:

hi man, for fucks sake good thing you ran into us and not those filthy galactic feds! them assholes charge an arm and a leg for towing.

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"Cool. Whatever you do, don't mention the 'silly cows' or the parrotfishes will snag you."

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Post Re: My hyperdrive broke down...
Suddenly, a federation officer leaves stealth mode and interrupts the call between the space pirate and near stranded ship.

"Ayy, I heard you was talkin shit like I wouldn't find out."

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Post Re: My hyperdrive broke down...
The federation officer's comm system is suddenly overtaken from a message from their superiors.

"You fucknut, you're supposed to be looking for the hidden rebel base! If they detect that you've left stealth mode, our years of searching will be gone for nothing! Initiate self-termination or we'll send assassins to destroy your retarded ass!"

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Post Re: My hyperdrive broke down...
That's when rebel fighters appeared out of the asteroid field.

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Fighter squad leader: Los cerdos capitalistas muestran a sí mismos! Para la revolución, ATAQUE!!

Me: Ah fuck.

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Post Re: My hyperdrive broke down...
the space pirates take advantage of the distraction and send a simple ping to Yom with an encoded message "W34\/3Z G07z J00R 100C4710RZ, C11C|< "7313P00R7 M3 N40" 70 B3 7313P00r73D 70 00R D00|<1NG B41!"

a button appears on your screen

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