fuck you very much LoF.

Is that an invitation? To be honest, I've been forced to deal with worse..... but I can close my eyes and pretend for your promotions sake.

... fnouf looked around the room timidly and his normally carefree expression was replaced by one of uncertainty. It had only been five minutes, but within his internal panic fnouf found each second causing increased tension throughout his whole body. He startled at the noise of the lock on the door being undone and he spun around to face LoF as he stepped into the room. fnouf, feeling temporary relief and panic at the return of LoF, quickly decided that he no longer wanted any part of this when he was met with the sight of LoF. LoF, a fat middle aged man, had somehow squeezed himself into the smallest possible dominatrix gear that he could get his hands on. Complete with small 6 inch heels that threatened to give out under the weight of the massive man, a ball gag in his left hand, and a lethal-looking whip in his right, LoF would make war veterans nauseous. fnouf, already weak to his stomach, doubled over as he unloaded his dinner all over the cold floor. Incapacitated by his revulsion, LoF walked over to kick fnouf in his side and grab him by the neck. LoF threw fnouf down onto the ground, right into his own vomit. LoF then gripped fnouf by the hair and forced him to look up into the fat pervert's eyes. LoF stared down with disgust and malice, and with his whip he pointed at fnouf's ass. fnouf, tears in his eyes and feeling weak to his stomach again, stared past LoF's massive and hairy stomach up to his eyes. With a quivering and pathetic voice, he spoke.
"But, senpai... I poop from there..."

Would I do nothing? Make no mistake that if I hated you enough, I'd try to make your life hell every chance I got. Don't jump to baseless conclusions. Trust me when I say that I'm not pursuing it because you're not worthwhile. And don't take that so hard. It's not an insult. It's just an observation of my level of interest.

And no, I'm not mean all in good fun. I'm cynical to the bone and I can't help that. Shit and piss, right?

All of you fuckers are here for my entertainment, so drop the charade of "I got the biggest nose-hair" you little cunts. And as for the fan-fic, I liked it besides a few things part. Although I am not really middle-aged yet, I deserve to be. I even FEEL middle-aged. The fat part is partly true, although I have lost over 20kg and don't really fill the criteria anymore, but you might've not known during the writing of the fic so eh. Only half a point off.

Also I have never liked heels. If you're going to picture me as some sort of transgender, fine, but skip the heels. Don't like heels, wether they're on me or anyone else. Now if we're talking thigh high tube socks things are different. Now, I think they would be sexier on a hot woman, but in the name of fan fic it's still better than any heels. So let's skip the shoes.

Fan-fic: 7/10
Post-discussion between 2 cunts: 0.5/10

"Don't jump to baseless conclusions", you don't tell me what to do, this is the opinion I have of you and my opinion prevails above everything else. I don't feel insulted, I find this rather entertaining, it passes the time. "Make no mistake", you're going straight to the threats are you ? I have seen random people like you who know how to talk the talk but can't walk the walk when it comes to being real serious, you go straight in that category. I'm going to have a lot of fun with someone like you. Cynical you say ? More like you're trying to give yourself a type.