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KingGMY
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Re: I get an erection from hugging
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Pantsman
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Re: I get an erection from hugging
Parpol wrote: I have a far worse problem now...
I get an erection... from holding hands...
I've literally walked around with a boner THE ENTIRE FUCKING DAY. What the fuck is wrong with me? Have you been playing Love Plus IRL edition?
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KingGMY
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Re: I get an erection from hugging
of course not... it's hunie pop
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Parpol
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Re: I get an erection from hugging
Here's another scenario...
I'm in my bed with the girl. She wants the D. I am not hard. We kiss, I am not hard, I kiss her breasts, I am not hard, I go down on her, I am not hard. Why the fuck is my penis so fucking retarded?
I had to jerk it a bit and then it was all nice and dandy, but it was embarrassing and fucking weird considering I couldn't keep the boner down earlier today.
Also, came inside... no pills. oops.
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DustinHoffer
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Re: I get an erection from hugging
go on r/ morbid reality or gore sites i dunno. get really fucked up in the head. become dead inside. never have any social reaction issues because you are to dead to react. best fkn life ever <3
some real advice though, it's natural you share an attraction with this person sexually or socially( i dunno you love her GET IT) boners just get triggered by what you find attractive, maybe even the affection that comes with a good loving hug. if yah want it to stop just i dunno watch fk tones of porn and wank it before going out, or like just desensitize yourself to the point where sex is meh? or you know like what i said get really morbid and fked up. for the floppy dickerino during sex, mate its not the time she is raping you jks i dunno fk just get in the mood play some barry white or some shit, light the candles. that shit is a personalized problem no 2 persons are the same.
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KingGMY
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Re: I get an erection from hugging
Parpol wrote: Here's another scenario...
I'm in my bed with the girl. She wants the D. I am not hard. We kiss, I am not hard, I kiss her breasts, I am not hard, I go down on her, I am not hard. Why the fuck is my penis so fucking retarded?
I had to jerk it a bit and then it was all nice and dandy, but it was embarrassing and fucking weird considering I couldn't keep the boner down earlier today.
Also, came inside... no pills. oops. If the person you were having sex with wasn't Yom, I would understand. But it was Yom man, not you.
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Zweihart
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Re: I get an erection from hugging
I'm pretty sure a day-long boner is bad for your blood circulation.
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KingGMY
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Re: I get an erection from hugging
I think she would disagree...
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Zweihart
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Re: I get an erection from hugging
Why does an old lady has a bonering penis. Because that's kind of what you're implying.
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Pantsman
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Re: I get an erection from hugging
Shouldn't we be more concerned with the fact that she teleported her jaw into flap-space hara kiri rock? Scissors! 69!
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KingGMY
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Re: I get an erection from hugging
I don't know what I just read.....
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Pantsman
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Re: I get an erection from hugging
WHERE THE FUCK IS HER JAW?!
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Parpol
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Re: I get an erection from hugging
still wrapped around some poor guy's dick. It just never let go.
That being said. I found a pornstar who is younger than me, and she is extremely cute...
Uehara Ai was born 1992. What gets me is her smile she keeps throughout most of the videos...
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Pantsman
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Re: I get an erection from hugging
Parpol wrote: Uehara Ai was born 1992. What gets me is her smile she keeps throughout most of the videos... That smile is like OBEY~ And parpol will be like 'おやめください.... だ私彼女を持っています..."
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Parpol
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Re: I get an erection from hugging
oh yeah... and she's coming over tomorrow too... Gotta clear history before she arrives. Also, that japanese was broken, lol.
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