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Post Re: Pokemon Blue; A nuzlocke challenge!
Beware: I was only hitting on Nurse Joy to pass the time. When you encounter me at Mt. Moon I shall be at full rape potential. I use my siren call to lure unsuspecting travelers into the cave and then have my way with their tender bodies while they sleep.

And other pokémon. I'm an equal opportunity rapist.

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Post Re: Pokemon Blue; A nuzlocke challenge!
Chapter 6: EARTH SHATTERING FIGHT to open the Path to Mt.Moon!

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The battle begins!

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Geodude is a defense-oriented combat type. Wriggle's tackle attacks will have little effect on this enemy!

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It's rocky exterior proves to be a dangerous strength! Wriggle's body armor is unable to withstand such damage!

However, Geodude's tackle attack has brought it into point blank range for Wriggle's string shot!

Without hesitation, Wriggle blasts the Geodude with sticky fluids! The heavy creature is hit, and ensnared by the muck!

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Now, Wriggle! Retreat! Go, Turtlebro!

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Turtlebro joins the fray! Geodude is slowed down, so his next attack doesn't do too much damage!

Turtlebro responds with bubble! Spraying the rock creature with water, letting the gobs of sticky liquid and water react and expand into the Geodude's body!

The thermal expansion is far too much for the rocky body of Geodude! With a sick crack, it's body shatters!

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Turtlebro's level went up to level 16!

Brock looks calm, but anyone can see the rage burning in his eyes. He reaches for his second pokeball and mutters "I'll crush you...!"

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Onix, huh? I heard they were giants compared to the pokemon I'd fought earlier. Wriggle'd be able to dodge its attacks and slow it down...

Go, Wriggle!
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Wriggle uses its small size to dodge the enemy, but it seems it's outperformed when it comes to firing string shots! Tackle won't do any good here - that Onix is literally a serpent formed of massive boulders!

Return, Wriggle!

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Uh, oh... Onix is preparing its Ultimate attack. Turtlebro has only 2 turns to react!

The Onix grins menacingly as it coils into itself, much like a serpent preparing to strike!

Turtlebro charges ahead, and fires his water gun!

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The water gun shot pierces through Onix's thick skull like a 50.caliber sniper rifle bullet!

There is silence for a moment, and the behemoth falls.

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This battle is over.

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Brock looks down and sighs.
Brock: I took you for granted. As proof of your victory, here's the Boulderbadge!

That's an official Epic Pokemon League Badge! It's bearer's pokemon become more powerful, and you can talk to your pokemon! You can now focus and use the technique, "Flash" outside of battle!

Yomu got 1386pk for winning!

...
what?
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Turtlebro evolved into War-Tortlebro!
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Brock is moved by this speech, and calls out.

Brock: Wait! Take this with you!
Yomu got the TM34!
Brock: TM34 contains Bide! Your pokemon will absorb damage in battle, then pay it back double!

Brock: There are all kinds of trainers in the world. You appear to be very gifted as a pokemon trainer! Go to the GYM in Cerulean and test your abilities!

As I nod and walk out, the man at the entrance grins at me.
"Just as I thought!" he chuckles. "You're champ material!"

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My pokemon are somewhat beat after that battle, so we decide to take a quick breather before our trek to Mt. Moon.

"Allright! Let's bust a hole in that mountain and blast right through!" Tortlebro yells.

This gets the attention of several trainers.
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Good, this way I wont have to waste time looking for 'em.

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Finally, Wriggle enters its final form!
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At last, we arrive at the foot of the great mountain, called Mt. Moon!

Huh? There's a pokemon center here. That's actually kinda convenient!

I enter...

There's a strange man here. He offers to sell me a "Swell Magikarp" for just 500pk. I have about 5000pk left, so I make the deal.

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It's not exactly a strong pokemon. It's eyes are dull with despair and it looks at me and says "I'm useless. Why'd you buy me? You're better off throwing me out."

"Dumbass! You're part of Team Yom now! I believe in you!"

"But..."

"Come on. Let's get you toughened up, Epicarp."

The magikarp sheds manly tears.

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Epicarp: ....Got it.

With introductions made, we enter Mt. Moon.
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What happens next?! Find out in the next chapter:
Mountain of Mayhem!: A new enemy emerges!?!

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Chapter 7: Mountain of Mayhem!
A new enemy emerges!?!

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The mountain cave isn't as dark as I thought it'd be.

Epicarp: I won't be able to help much in battle... all I can do right now is flop around.

Yom: That's okay. Here's what we'll do: We'll keep you up front, so you'll get to absorb Awesome energy from the fight!

Epicarp: ... wouldn't that slow down you guys?

Turtlebro: Don't you worry. We're Team Yom, remember?

Wriggle: Heh heh, you'd better not hold back, got it?

Epicarp: I wont.

Epicarp: ... thank you... my true friends...

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A few steps in, and an unusual hybrid pokemon attacks!
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Paras appears to be a fungus-controlled forager insect. As planned, Epicarp goes first!
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I'm about to send in Turtlebro, when Wriggle contacts me.

"Send me out! I'm immune to that thing's spores!"

Nodding, I send out Wriggle instead after Epicarp safely retreats.

The Paras attempted to attack the prone Epicarp, but Wriggle jumps in front, taking the attack!

Wriggle: Not so fast! I'll be your opponent!

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Gritting its teeth, Wriggle bravely takes the killing blow intended for the helpless fish.

Wriggle: Hah. Like that'd stop me!

Wriggle's brave defense leaves the Paras unbalanced, exposing the strange fungus!

Wriggle used Tackle, targeting the strange fungus!

The powerful attack hits!

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Wriggle's body smashes into the fungus, tearing it out of the Paras' body... along with some of its internal organs the fungal tendrils had wrapped around!!

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The paras suddenly found itself unable to exchange oxygen with its internal organs, and it suffocated to death.

The gruesome finishing move was so awesome, that Epicarp, who was watching from the sidelines, gained a level!

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Wriggle gains a level....

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... and due to the sheer awesomeness, learns how to psychically overload enemies!

Wriggle: Told ya I had a plan. :dement

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We make our way deeper into the mountain...

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Bloodsuckers? Hm, this will be interesting.

Not one step forwards, one attacks!

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Wriggle: Its eyesight is near-nonexistent, so it has to depend on other senses to guide it. I can mess with its mind a lot easier! Shall I try?

I nod, and after I make sure Epicarp has retreated safely, I send out Wriggle.

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The bat lunges at Wriggle!

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However, it's bloodsucking attack hits the chitinous wings, and is deflected!

Wriggle: My turn.

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Wriggle used Confusion!

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Unable to make head or tail of its echolocation, the Zubat attacks a nearby stalactite! The solid stone shatters the Zubat's jaw!

Overcome with agony, the Zubat falls to the ground, breaking its left wing and mercifully, its neck.

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We decide to explore the cave in full, so we start heading northwest.

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Suspicious men, huh?

A short, easy fight against a weedle and kakuna, quickly dispatched by Turtlebro...

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However, this way seems like a dead-end, but with an item ball on the floor.

Potion GET! If this cave is too much, this'll come in handy.

The bug catcher said something about Team Rocket. I'd have to look out for suspicious people...

There was a girl waiting at the signboard, so I walked up to her and tapped her shoulder to get her attention.

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So you say... :P

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You've got a skirt that's so short, it actually bends time and space. Now that, that I like. :)

A quick battle against a clefairy who hadn't quite learned how to sing yet...

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Lass: I lost!?

Yeah, you wont be meeting your friends here.... :mrgreen

... because you'll have to go to the pokemon center first. Shall I escort you? :)

Lass: ....Yes, please. :redface

As I escort her out, she mentions that this place has rare fossils. I mentally make a note to myself to snag something good.

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Heading north east this time, I find this.

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Deep earth => Fossils are my thought. So I climb down the ladder...

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It takes me to a small passageway, and finally ends in a deep underchamber.

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Ah, so these must be the 'suspicious people'...

It's a fight! What'll happen next?!

Find out in the next episode of Pokemon Manly Blue!
"Team Rocket Attacks!"

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Post Re: Pokemon Blue; A nuzlocke challenge!
UmbraeMaria wrote:
woah did you draw he rattata?

Guess not....

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Chapter 8: Team Rocket Attacks!
BGM - Trainer Battle

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While he had more experience, I could tell that he wasn't exactly charismatic. For one, he was a scrawny weakling. Second, he needed a whip to give orders to his pokemon.

"Go get a badge or something" I dissed him. "At least you wont look like a casualfag then."

"You're gonna die, punk!" he screamed back as he released his first pokemon into the fight - a sandshrew.

As we had practiced beforehand, Epicarp went first.
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And just as suddenly, Epicarp flopped back, giving room for Tortlebro.

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However, the sandshrew had a new trick up its proverbial sleeve - it dug its claw nubs into the soil, and then blasted out a sheet of blinding sand at tortlebro!

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Not good, Totlebro covered up its own eyes, but I could see it grin. It had a plan, so I belayed at retreat. The sandshew approached, ready to gouge Tortlebro - when he opened its mouth and delivered a point-blank water gun attack.

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That put paid on that sandshrew.

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It was so awesome that tortlebro leveled up right there and then.

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However, Tortlebro was having real trouble with the sand, so I decided to send out wriggle instead.

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Especially when rattatas could be deadly against a blinded opponent. This rattata, being a somewhat well-trained pokemon, managed to deliver a quick attack; but Wriggle simply shrugged it off and unleashed its confusion.

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Rattatas had small brains. Guess it couldn't handle the PHOWA.

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Epicarp was learning well. Level up!

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The team rocket gangster is very upset...

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And he thinks calling for backup is a good idea. So, Tortlebro and I rushed him - in two grisly moves, we broke his neck, and crushed his cell phone.

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"Try calling for help now, ya scrub." I jeered.

Rooting around in his pockets, we found some junk mail and money.

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This small antechamber didn't hold much; just a strange bottle. Perhaps I should show this to a sciency guy sometime.

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Pocketing the HP up, I retraced my steps back to the top level.

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I opened up the map I got from Daisy.
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"Hmm, seems like the exit is either east or south east." I said, closing the map.

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Unfortunately, east turned to be a dead end, with an open passage leading north and south.

"Lets try heading south, then."

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At least there were some good items here.

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Another quick battle with a zubat, and Epicarp just didn't stop growing.

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The north passage eventually turns west. It gradually becomes darker and I have to slow down, avoiding stalagmites here and there.

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Passing by a kid who was busy training to be manly, I found myself a nice little treasure.

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Another passageway - one that leads east lay below the cavern. Perhaps this was the way?

As I emerge, another team rocket member challenges me.

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He must've been fooled by the dark. I decide to break his illusions...

.... in the next episode - "In the Mountains of Madness!"

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Post Re: Pokemon Blue; A nuzlocke challenge!
YomToxic wrote:


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"Try calling for help now, ya scrub." I jeered.


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Never seen this in the games....

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All I told him was that he made a loli cry....


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Da fuq Yom, I had a way better pic, but that forum wouldn't let me.

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Post Re: Pokemon Blue; A nuzlocke challenge!
KingGMY wrote:
YomToxic wrote:


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"Try calling for help now, ya scrub." I jeered.


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Never seen this in the games....


EXTREME MANLY EDITION.

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lol

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Da fuq Yom, I had a way better pic, but that forum wouldn't let me.

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what the fuck is up with epicarp's sprite?? normal magicarp and then....wtf with tentacles??

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