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Post I quit dipping
As of today, I have quit, and you want to know what I learned? Life without nicotine is empty and pathetic, and that I should just end it all.


If y'all donate to my terrible habit, I can continue to dip happily.

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Eat some fat. I don't really know if it will help with that or not but... worth a shot?

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I can't stop eating everything I find. With nothing sitting in my mouth, no need not to.

It's like... like you want to eat something specific, but you can't figure out what it is, so you keep munching on a little bit of everything. That's the best way to explain it.

That, and unending rage.

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I can't stop eating everything I find. With nothing sitting in my mouth, no need not to.

It's like... like you want to eat something specific, but you can't figure out what it is, so you keep munching on a little bit of everything. That's the best way to explain it.

That, and unending rage.

candy & coke will solve your problems

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I have coke out the ass... but I dislike candy.

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I have coke out the ass... but I dislike candy.

you don't dislike candy. you just dislike the candy you've tasted so far.

Salty licorice.

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I've been around the world, I dislike candy.

Until I fall asleep... I do sleep eat the shit outa anything.

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Post Re: I quit dipping
You need to masturbate more. I know this sounds hard, but trust me. Instead of dipping, just spank it. Also, gum and sunflower seeds and shit that "replaces the oral fixation" hurt the cause by prolonging the set in of the extinction explosion which will be the time you crave/want to dip.

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I don't mean to be crude, but if I masturbate or have sex anymore this week, my dick skin may just slough off. I've been using it as a distraction, and am frankly no longer able to keep up.

I was a can a day dipper, well, little more than a can. That's about the equivalent of two packs of nicotine. I had no idea quitting so suddenly could make you fucking manic.

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Post Re: I quit dipping
Fer teh Luv av GAWD M4N get some lube and sand down your palms before you start! that and Onaholes/fleshlights help.

sometimes you can't rely on what nature gave you, that drip and drool doesn't cover it and saliva is actually a digestive fluid so yeah your dick skin will be slowly eaten away by it, and seriously sand your palms, even rubbing them together roughly to get the dead skin off before you start will help.

if you're already hurt you can masterbate with aloevera sunburn lotions.

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THERE IS ALWAYS A WAY TO MASTERBATE YOU JUST AREN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH!!!!111!!!!!!!111!

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I don't think anything you people suggested would ever work.

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Masturbate*

And fleshlights are too tight, I find.

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Post Re: I quit dipping
So... eat some fat, preferably some animal fat. Just get yourself some fatty beef (you're in Texas, right?) and chew on some of the thicker fat for a while. Or grill it first and get it a nice crispy outside coat and chew that fat straight up.

Or eat some nuts or something, I don't know. Not saying this is a cure or anything but... seems like it would help slightly maybe?

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Nothing I've tried works yet... coffee grounds are the closest so far.

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get a hobby

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