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Post I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
I'm sure many of you know the feeling, or don't because you've never had a girlfriend.

Of course, for me, it's because I got married, so I have a wife which is like an upgrade form, but still.

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Fuck. You.

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
Been married eight years. In the middle of a divorce. Looking forward to finding my next girlfriend. I have no idea what all the fuss is about, I'm never doing this again.

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
n0th1n wrote:
I'm sure many of you know the feeling, or don't because you've never had a girlfriend.

Of course, for me, it's because I got married, so I have a wife which is like an upgrade form, but still.


Didn't anyone tell you not to install the service package upgrade Wife 1.0 from Girlfriend #.0?

meh what am I talking about, none of us listen to that shit. here I am saying it yet I'd still do it if given the chance.

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
I've had a japanese GF for 10 months now.

one-upping all of you :pirate

(because japanese)

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
I've been married, had a kid, had a short fling with another lady after that, but since eh..... I just don't feel like putting energy into it anymore. I've finally turned my life back and done some proper fighting IRL, so I'm going to be picky with my future gal, if any. I mean I've lost a shitton of weight and have money in the bank, why would I want to ruin that? Not all women are destructive like that of course, hence me becoming picky :P

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
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I've had a japanese GF for 10 months now.

one-upping all of you :pirate

(because japanese)


My wife is Chinese. We can debate which kind of far-east Asian is better I guess, or whether it makes a difference.

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
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Parpol wrote:
I've had a japanese GF for 10 months now.

one-upping all of you :pirate

(because japanese)


My wife is Chinese. We can debate which kind of far-east Asian is better I guess, or whether it makes a difference.


they're all pretty nice :face

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
And with the silent rage of a thousand moons..... Fuck. You.

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
Hey, leave the moon out of this. What did the moon ever do to you? You made her cry, good job.

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
The moon has done a lot of damage with those waves and such.

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
Ever heard of Majora's Mask?

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You're all fucking heartless fucks. Eat a dick, choke on it, die, go to hell, and get throat-raped by pigs. Lots of pigs in hell.

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
n0th1n wrote:
Parpol wrote:
I've had a japanese GF for 10 months now.

one-upping all of you :pirate

(because japanese)


My wife is Chinese. We can debate which kind of far-east Asian is better I guess, or whether it makes a difference.



k then how about Korean?


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Ever heard of Majora's Mask?


Its a secret, but the moon is actually Hanzo.

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