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n0th1n
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I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
I'm sure many of you know the feeling, or don't because you've never had a girlfriend.
Of course, for me, it's because I got married, so I have a wife which is like an upgrade form, but still.
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KingGMY
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Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
Fuck. You.
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Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
Been married eight years. In the middle of a divorce. Looking forward to finding my next girlfriend. I have no idea what all the fuss is about, I'm never doing this again.
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Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
n0th1n wrote: I'm sure many of you know the feeling, or don't because you've never had a girlfriend.
Of course, for me, it's because I got married, so I have a wife which is like an upgrade form, but still. Didn't anyone tell you not to install the service package upgrade Wife 1.0 from Girlfriend #.0? meh what am I talking about, none of us listen to that shit. here I am saying it yet I'd still do it if given the chance.
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Parpol
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Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
I've had a japanese GF for 10 months now. one-upping all of you (because japanese)
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Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
I've been married, had a kid, had a short fling with another lady after that, but since eh..... I just don't feel like putting energy into it anymore. I've finally turned my life back and done some proper fighting IRL, so I'm going to be picky with my future gal, if any. I mean I've lost a shitton of weight and have money in the bank, why would I want to ruin that? Not all women are destructive like that of course, hence me becoming picky
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n0th1n
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Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
Parpol wrote: I've had a japanese GF for 10 months now. one-upping all of you (because japanese) My wife is Chinese. We can debate which kind of far-east Asian is better I guess, or whether it makes a difference.
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Parpol
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Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
n0th1n wrote: Parpol wrote: I've had a japanese GF for 10 months now. one-upping all of you (because japanese) My wife is Chinese. We can debate which kind of far-east Asian is better I guess, or whether it makes a difference. they're all pretty nice
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KingGMY
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Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
And with the silent rage of a thousand moons..... Fuck. You.
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fluffy
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Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
Hey, leave the moon out of this. What did the moon ever do to you? You made her cry, good job.
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n0th1n
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Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
The moon has done a lot of damage with those waves and such.
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KingGMY
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Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
Ever heard of Majora's Mask?
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fluffy
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Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
n0th1n wrote: Parpol wrote: I've had a japanese GF for 10 months now. one-upping all of you (because japanese) My wife is Chinese. We can debate which kind of far-east Asian is better I guess, or whether it makes a difference. k then how about Korean?
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Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
KingGMY wrote: Ever heard of Majora's Mask? Its a secret, but the moon is actually Hanzo.
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