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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
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k then how about Korean?

Korean girls are great, but I do the cooking in my house.

Japanese girls are great, too, but I like boobs (and have an American sized penis).

Chinese girls are great, but I'm not learning a third Asian language (on top of Korean and Japanese).

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
Korean is fine, but never been top for me. My wife actually really likes Korea and female korean pop idols/ Korean media and such.

From what I hear, average cup sizes in Japan have increased in the last several years or decades, often attributed to a more and more western/americanized diet there, though several other factors could be at play as well.

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Boobs are primarily fat so that makes sense. Also, you know what makes boobs bigger? RUBBING THEM.

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Korean is fine, but never been top for me. My wife actually really likes Korea and female korean pop idols/ Korean media and such.

From what I hear, average cup sizes in Japan have increased in the last several years or decades, often attributed to a more and more western/americanized diet there, though several other factors could be at play as well.


We were able to use Agent Swedish Fish to stabilize the dwindling Japanese genome by impregnating several Japanese girls with the gene set necessary to repair their genome. Thanks to this genetic interchange project, the average cup size in Japan is on the rise and once stabilized, they will be able to return to being able to breed properly. Thanks to this secret agent's courageous actions, Japan - and by association, the world has been saved from total devastation.

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Boobs are primarily fat so that makes sense. Also, you know what makes boobs bigger? RUBBING THEM.


especially after they eat.

alot of jap girls are getting like orihime in bust size and quality now.

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
Oppaihime.

The art of boobs, well actually women in general, is my specialty.

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
Did this become a boob thread? I want none of this.

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Did this become a boob thread? I want none of this.

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JEREMY HILLARY BOOB

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
koreans are sluttier, chinese are bolder, japanese are tighter.

Experience :cool :cool :cool :cool :pirate :cool :face :fat



I swear I will never stop bragging about my awesome life in japan...

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Which further fuels my jealousy of your life....

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
KingGMY wrote:
Which further fuels my jealousy of your life....

1: Learn japanese
2: apply for japanese job
3: apply for some sweet sweet asian buttsecks
4: apply lube
5: ??????
6: dank memes

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skip straight to step six for the real good times

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「H A N Z O」 wrote:
skip straight to step six for the real good times


No ??????, Hanzo?!

That's a shit life, man.

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
Dank memes is sadly a fine, too.

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Post Re: I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...
n0th1n wrote:
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I've had a japanese GF for 10 months now.

one-upping all of you :pirate

(because japanese)


My wife is Chinese. We can debate which kind of far-east Asian is better I guess, or whether it makes a difference.


I also hev an anz waifu. For me, its like anime/hentai became real life. I don't even need subtitles.

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