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Has anyone else noticed the amount of Buzzfeed tier articles the last few years? I am doing a final assignment for class and in the project we have to have long term goals and explain why that goal is important. One of my goals was to move to a different country, so running out of ideas to explain the importance of moving I look up reasons to move. Almost every site has stuff like "new learning experience" and "new adventures" and "sense of adventure". Even on serious sites like business sites and Time and stuff like that. Are people just looking for shallow reasons? I also see this on things like why to retire and get a new job.

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I personally would say that I'd move out because I want to get away from my current situation. Like, I personally don't need to since I'll be the inheritor of my current residence (which I have dubbed Forkheads House of Canuckistan), but if I was to, I would do so for the sake of leaving behind the setting which has made me, and moving to a new place to help build a setting for others. Of course, there has to be some "shallow" aspect to it as well, such is the way of the individual. I'd also want to live in a better setting, perhaps to be closer to work or to have an even more luxurious life, maybe even both. Perhaps the goal of the house even serves as a motivator to work hard and do good for the community you are a part of. However, I think you'd best approach it by supplying your own reasons directly from your head, elaborate on them a bit, and then continue.

That said, I will agree, lots of sites are doing shit-tier articles, but I mainly say such about "news" articles, since they're generally twisted around and don't always report the actual story, or the actual findings if it involves some sort of discovery.

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Post Re: Buzzfeed Tier Crap:
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One of my goals was to move to a different country


Let me stop you there. If you're an American and you're in America then you're an idiot. Allow me to explain.

No. There is no other country on Earth where you have as many freedoms, protections, opportunities and failsafes as to which you are currently entitled as an American citizen. Everything you believe you think* is a poorly constructed, one-sided argument and bullshit.

(*These are not your own thoughts, they are the opinions of others that you have foolishly adopted as your own because you have been manipulated by a system setup to take advantage of the developmental characteristics of youth, the explaination of which is sadly beyond the scope of this conversation.

Ever notice the portrayal of college life in media? All media. It's always the same. The entirety of college is a diverse social ecology and yet it's a case of “same shit, different toilet” across the board. Ever stop to think why? Do that with your “move to a different country” goal. That is the purpose of your assignment, anyway.

Your generation, what I call the Tumblr generation, is lost. I mean to say that my starting position for anybody of your age range is that I have no hope for you. You are weak in mind and spirit, no sense of self, unable to differentiate social media from paid opinions, and what could be the worst part is that you think America is what you see around you.

Consider the size of America. Really consider it. Europe is roughly the size of Texas. Japan is smaller than California. South Korea is roughly Ohio in size and shape. India, Brazil and China are the only single countries (no, Austrailia does not count because fuck Austrailia and Austrailians, those racist, technology hating, inbred, criminal fuckstains) worth comparing to America in size and these countries all still have almost no diversity compared to America.

America is vastly different a mere hundred miles from you. That's roughly 60 km and a decent way to say “the country over” in Europe. When you say “different country” not only are you showing that you don't have one in mind but you probably mean somewhere in Europe, anyway. You had better learn all their languages first. Think only knowing English is going to cut it? No, you can't learn it once you get there, you're an idiot for thinking that you can make it without knowing the language.

Oh, and Americans might jokingly say “learn English” but in other countries they might refuse to even let you try for being an American unless you can pass off being Brittish.

In short, yes, all internet news aside from HOLY SHIT NEWS is not worth bringing to my attention.

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Post Re: Buzzfeed Tier Crap:
buzzfeed news is just ideology stacking, you've got the tier part right because they know they can't post their entire statement in one article it would sound too crazy. so they use multiple articles to introduce the topic piece by piece (and usually the points they make are opinions being presented as fact, yeah those are the articles with a broken/nonexistent comment section, yeah "just take that shit and don't argue!") that way when they finally do put out the big article with all these opinions combined they can make it seem legit by linking in other articles about opinionated statements presented as fact.

it works remarkably well on stupid people, so well in fact and there as so many stupid people in fact that they don't just attempt to make it sound like fact any more, they really do call it fact. because they have hordes of people who will militantly support them (and it seems they pay people to monitor and refute comments in the comment section with inane pointless feel good and we're right bs) with their own opinions.

like this winner of complete bs: https://gma.yahoo.com/talk-kids-orlando ... ries.html#

it's an opinion, it's given by what looks like a reputable authority, hey look they got a PhD are a psychologist and study children, yet the present thier opinion as the only valid opinion and act like you don;t know what to say to your kids and need it force fed to you. but look what they are telling you to tell your children

"tolerance and acceptance"

WTF!? I mean what the frick'in FUCK! this is so wrong on so many levels and will screw any child way the fuck up if they are told this, and I'm sure there were dummy parents out there who mindlessly listened and did it. this is the reason society is fucked up.

No, whatever you do you should NOT preach to your kids about tolerance or acceptance because this is a kid, you know that they don't know what a homosexual is and you know if they hear these words it's going to raise a lot of questions of a sexual nature, maybe even before you explained the birds and the bees or had 'the talk'

kids are going to ask "what didn't the killer accept about the people at the club?" bang suddenly you are now a liberal preacher, you've got to inform your kid about homosexuality now. imagine how fucked up a kid will be if the first thing they learn about sex is that some people are gay.

it's sick how they spread their ideologies like this. all strung from other 'research' articles if you can call it that. each and every research article presented on the topic has political influence and mandates as to what the content of the paper can say withot being attacked by liberal leftists and discounted as a hate paper. this means that the only papers studied in psychology are papers that conform to liberal politicism. I'm not sorry, you can't call that science and can't call it fact.

for the record what you could instead tell your kids is the neutral equality statement: "people were killed, because the killer was part of a dangerous cult which hates everyone and wants to kill everyone and told him to commit organized ritualistic suicide to kill nonbelievers."

see, no where did I leave an opening where children will ask questions about the nature of the people killed, because thts not something a kid should find out.




Main topic: Moving to another country.

you're a worker/slave. they don't want you to leave. If you feel alienated from the articles that tell you why you should move to another country, then the article was not aimed at you.

who was it aimed at? rich people, people who already have money and don't need to work, maybe they own a company that constantly pays them without any input. they are looking for a new thrill, something exciting and adventure filled (versus the same old same old), a new experience with different looking pussy.
I mean there must have been some other subtle cues in the article showing grandiosity like pointing you towards trying expensive restaurants or buying a large property in an over-populted country where space is a luxury. or how to buy the right champagne for the moving occasion, or talked about actually moving as if you're flying first class and can just buy new stuff when you get there. etc.

the reason you can't find any articles for people like us, is because the government doesn't want you to leave, they need you to slave away spinning the gears of fascism while the rich travel the world and live it large without a care. so of course the opinions expressed in the tier articles aren't valid reasons, especially for a worker/slave class individual.

articles about other countries for you are trying to tell you how very dangerous, socialist/communist, abrasive and not for you other countries are. or are mere traveler articles for short period stays.

I would write a paper on that. the obvious social-classing of articles about moving to another country for only the rich.

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Post Re: Buzzfeed Tier Crap:
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canedham81 wrote:
One of my goals was to move to a different country


Let me stop you there. If you're an American and you're in America then you're an idiot. Allow me to explain.

No. There is no other country on Earth where you have as many freedoms, protections, opportunities and failsafes as to which you are currently entitled as an American citizen. Everything you believe you think* is a poorly constructed, one-sided argument and bullshit.

(*These are not your own thoughts, they are the opinions of others that you have foolishly adopted as your own because you have been manipulated by a system setup to take advantage of the developmental characteristics of youth, the explaination of which is sadly beyond the scope of this conversation.

Ever notice the portrayal of college life in media? All media. It's always the same. The entirety of college is a diverse social ecology and yet it's a case of “same shit, different toilet” across the board. Ever stop to think why? Do that with your “move to a different country” goal. That is the purpose of your assignment, anyway.

Your generation, what I call the Tumblr generation, is lost. I mean to say that my starting position for anybody of your age range is that I have no hope for you. You are weak in mind and spirit, no sense of self, unable to differentiate social media from paid opinions, and what could be the worst part is that you think America is what you see around you.

Consider the size of America. Really consider it. Europe is roughly the size of Texas. Japan is smaller than California. South Korea is roughly Ohio in size and shape. India, Brazil and China are the only single countries (no, Austrailia does not count because fuck Austrailia and Austrailians, those racist, technology hating, inbred, criminal fuckstains) worth comparing to America in size and these countries all still have almost no diversity compared to America.

America is vastly different a mere hundred miles from you. That's roughly 60 km and a decent way to say “the country over” in Europe. When you say “different country” not only are you showing that you don't have one in mind but you probably mean somewhere in Europe, anyway. You had better learn all their languages first. Think only knowing English is going to cut it? No, you can't learn it once you get there, you're an idiot for thinking that you can make it without knowing the language.

Oh, and Americans might jokingly say “learn English” but in other countries they might refuse to even let you try for being an American unless you can pass off being Brittish.

In short, yes, all internet news aside from HOLY SHIT NEWS is not worth bringing to my attention.


To clear up some possible confusion here, I have no intention of moving out of Canada. I honestly have no idea what I want to do after school. I just put down moving out of the country so I had something to put down (as said, we have to put down goals, truthful or not). I'm not gonna risk missing a question on an assignment that is worth 15% of my final mark. I was just pointing out the quality of articles the last few years. Sorry for any confusion.

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Only read HOLY SHIT NEWS and the Forkheads newsletter. That's quality journalism.

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