Hell-O & Whalecum to the 48th edition of HSN!
- "I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE DOING THAT!" Fidel Castro has passed away at the age of 90. The worlds biggest Communist has died on the the most Capitalistic day in existence (Black Friday). He's done shit n Cubans are happy, while Liberals mourn his death or something. RIP.
- Got shitty headphones? Wish you can get badass headphones for cheap? Well, now you can! Harman Kardon headphones are now on sale for $35 dollars on Amazon! HOLY FUCK!!! GO GET THAT SHIT!!!
- Worlds biggest hippie, Jill Stein is raising money to recount the US Presidential votes. Let's all point and laugh!
- The Goog for cucks! Google has renamed "Trump Towers" to "Dump Towers" on their Google Maps service. Is this to Troll Trump? Is this their way of saying Fuck You, Trump? Find out next time, on- shit!
- Finally, Black Friday Nightmare!!! A bunch of Black Friday shoppers have trashed a Nike store in Tulalip, Washington with boxes n shit on the floor.
This is why you NEVER shop on Black Friday, because it's FUCKED!!!
This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna rename HOLY SHIT NEWS to just SHIT NEWS!!!