Hell-O & Whalecum to the 61th edition of HSN!
- Bill Paxton has passed away at 61, due to complications from Heart Surgery. Paxton was best known for his roles in The Terminator, Twister, Predator 2, and Titanic. May he Rest In Peace.
- YOU FUCKING DONKEY!!! Celebrity Chef & Certified Badass, Gordon Ramsay is doing okay. However, I can't say the same for his in-laws. 4 of his in-laws (including his Father in-law) are in court for conspiracy to access computer data without authorization. The Father in-law's daughter has been estranged from him for quite some time. Plus, there's some shit between him and Ramsay, because Ramsay fired him. It wouldn't surprise me if the in-law didn't use enough lamb sauce.
- The Daytona 500 has concluded, with Kurt Busch reigning victorious. However, the race manage to fuck up the cars of Kyle Busch and Dale Jr. With Kyle's rear fucking up and Dale Jr's pit team not being able to repair the car for the rest of the race. Funny part is this is NOT the best part of the article. Fellow Forkheaders, I give you the most savage tweet Dale Jr. has put out!
- Finally, this was brought up to my
attention by Mr. YomToxic and that is...
Sleep tight.
This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna go to either a Klan Rally or a SJW Protest dressed as
Gumby!#FREEMYNIGGAPOKEY