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cluelessfurball
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My Penis and I
I finally got my penis today! It was my proudest moment ever!
Before you ask, yes I've taken it out on a test spin. spinning it around....and around....and...around.
We're the bestest of friends! We do everything IMAGINABLE TOGETHER!
We've tamed the wild lands of Romania, sexually slaying all the dracula babies in a 100 mile radius of our pillow fort. |No Gurlz Alluwed!|
And now when i pelvic thrust every CarsitoPyg post i can find there's something there to tap the screen!
Im still a penis fencing nub so i hope someone here can train me!
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demon881
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Re: My Penis and I
o_O
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cluelessfurball
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Re: My Penis and I
I cut up muffins inside my cloud
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demon881
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Re: My Penis and I
awesomeness
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cluelessfurball
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Re: My Penis and I
I have piss running down my leg. Wanna lick?
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demon881
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Re: My Penis and I
Sure, why not?
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cluelessfurball
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Re: My Penis and I
make sure you get it all. nomnomnomnom
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Hakurei no Miko
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Re: My Penis and I
Creepypasta
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cluelessfurball
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Re: My Penis and I
The weather in forkheads. %70 chance of gay topic shower 10% pantsu flurries 20% chance of cat girl parade winds gusting to 20 kp/h.
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EmoVan
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Re: My Penis and I
STFU fag
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demon881
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Re: My Penis and I
clueless_furball wrote: make sure you get it all. nomnomnomnom sorry i missed it got anymore? CF pee tastes like chicken
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cluelessfurball
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Re: My Penis and I
okay. I drank a lot of water today, so it should taste pretty good
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demon881
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Re: My Penis and I
whoo-hoo!
Wait, canadian water or american water? cause american water tastes way to much like bleach to be healthy >.<
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cluelessfurball
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Re: My Penis and I
Canadian water. Straight from the tap.
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Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:35 am |
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demon881
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Re: My Penis and I
yay! CF pee is my life waters
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