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I finally got my penis today! It was my proudest moment ever!

Before you ask, yes I've taken it out on a test spin. spinning it around....and around....and...around.

We're the bestest of friends! We do everything IMAGINABLE TOGETHER!

We've tamed the wild lands of Romania, sexually slaying all the dracula babies in a 100 mile radius of our pillow fort. |No Gurlz Alluwed!|

And now when i pelvic thrust every CarsitoPyg post i can find there's something there to tap the screen!

Im still a penis fencing nub so i hope someone here can train me!

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I cut up muffins inside my cloud

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awesomeness

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I have piss running down my leg. Wanna lick?

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Sure, why not?

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make sure you get it all. nomnomnomnom

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Creepypasta

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The weather in forkheads. %70 chance of gay topic shower 10% pantsu flurries 20% chance of cat girl parade winds gusting to 20 kp/h.

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STFU fag

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clueless_furball wrote:
make sure you get it all. nomnomnomnom

sorry i missed it
got anymore?
CF pee tastes like chicken

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okay. I drank a lot of water today, so it should taste pretty good

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whoo-hoo!

Wait, canadian water or american water?
cause american water tastes way to much like bleach to be healthy >.<

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Canadian water. Straight from the tap.

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yay!
CF pee is my life waters

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