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Hell-O & Whalecum to the 106th edition of HSN!

- To start the new year, we got DEATH!!! Rock artist Ray Thomas has passed away at 76 from Prostate Cancer. Thomas was best known from his work with the band The Moody Blues. Him and the band were due to be inducted in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. May he rest in peace.

- Pull out your Popcorn everyone, These award Ceremonies are gonna have a new addition! Donald Trump has announced his "Fake News Awards". It was supposed to happen this Monday, but was pushed back to the 17th. My money is on CNN, due to Trumps heat with them. Hell, if HSN makes the list, I'd be honored just so we can have recognition. :cool

- If you live or heading to Rocky River, Ohio, watch out for some pissed off fuckin' Turkeys!!! Postal workers have complained that they couldn't deliver to some Home because of these Gangsta ass wannabe Turkeys! With one person having their Windshield busted out because of one of them. If you're from the South and are traveling for some reason, bring ya Shotgun and shoot these little bastards!

- Finally, SpaceX has launched it's Falcon 9 Rocket for the Zuma mission. Zuma being a secret Government Satellite. The agency and porpose of the Zuma is unknown. For all we know, they could be stalking our asses, or trying to find bitch ass Alien life *GODDAMN X-FILES THEME EARRAPES!!!! Who knows.

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Regular Ibuprofen use may contribute to male infertility. That means my jacking to the smelling stank friend, you can't jack the big jacking! No, it doesn't mean a transition to a different kind of orgasm (in becoming a girl), you just stop erecting prick of the fit! You just go limp, bitch! All shriveled up and yall! Double dick flaps! Huh!!! My heart, where it go?

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RV-007 wrote:
Regular Ibuprofen use may contribute to male infertility.

welp... i guess its a good thing that i can't take any kind of NSAIDs anyways :mrgreen

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arch_enemy wrote:
RV-007 wrote:
Regular Ibuprofen use may contribute to male infertility.

welp... i guess its a good thing that i can't take any kind of NSAIDs anyways :mrgreen
AH! My balls are going small! Shock to the AH! 360 up-sidedown legs split lexy.

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Teens eating laundry pods as joke, dangerous dudes!

Trump to draw near the Iran dealers.

Turkey warns against the U.S. over previous actions. NATO crisis in code blue.

Former nuclear experts attempt to intervene on the recklessness of the current president on nuclear armament.

Ford to test self driving cars. OH NOES!

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Cybersecurity firms say that Russian intelligence operatives storming @ U.S. Senate plus other international events. One including the Winter Olympics, but I fear the Teheranno loophole will least cause a economic fallout should things even go smoothly. Very severe consequences, very severe trouble underway. There might be an incident related to such relations or not.

Congress Republican crony puppets to impend/obstruct the Russian investigation by charging that FBI of false witness when there are Russian hacking activity revolving around the election. Fact true. *They the Russians!*

Trump is vamping up angry racism about political minorities. Well, it's not as high-lightly politically important. I'm sure it's just a immigration issue? Humbug!

Russian hackers use(d) doctored Kaspersky software to gain NSA information and possibly tools. Well, obviously, cybersecurity firms (commercial?) are also not to be trusted! I heard that Kaspersky is actually owned by Russia so blind walk into a bear trap! Also read that Azazeliz are supposedly policing the crimes, but everyone knows that they do have connections to the Russians. Speaking of absolute loyalty at expense to kill all others, I recall that their war crimes are still attributed and instated. I don't have to reiterate about the importance of %, do I?

Hawaii triggered false alarm, lol.

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Government tries to wring right of firearms from legalized pot users. Afraid of unpredictable results.

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