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Post HOLY SHIT NEWS! #110
Hell-O & Whalecum to the 110th edition of HSN!

- The Commercial-a-thon, I mean the SU-SU-SU-SUPAH BOWL has concluded. With the Eagles winning over the Patriots to a 41 - 33 score. EDP445 can now die a happy man!
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... Oh and Justin Timberlake performed the Halftime. Would've preferred Death Grips.

- Illinois is in some deep shit for their probable GOP nominee for Congress, Arthur Jones. What's the problem? He is an open Holocaust Denier, calling the Holocaust "the biggest, blackest, lie in history." Even disagreeing with interracial marriage and integration in Schools. Either this man is the biggest political troll in history or is a very fucked up human. With no other Republicans running, he will most likely win the GOP position. :black :black :black

- Continuing with the trend of the last article, Israel Prime Minister, Benajmin Netanyahu is pretty much making all African migrants to go back to Africa... Is this a joke? This mother fucker is stealing my thunder!!! 38,000 people who entered Israel illegally are planned to be deported. They must leave by March or they could be jailed. However, if they do comply, they will receive a grant of $3,500, a flight ticket and help with obtaining travel documents. Still, THAT NIBBA NETANYAHU STOLE MY DEADASS CATCHPHRASE, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

- Finally, Amtrak is in deep shit with it's third major crash in the past 7 weeks! A Passenger Train was traveling on the wrong track and hit a stationary Freight Train with 2 people killed. According to Amtrak CEO Richard H. Anderson, the signal was down and dispatchers from CSX routing Trains at the time of the wreck. As we remember on Wednesday members of the GOP were riding an Amtrak Train to WV when they hit a Garbage Truck. This shit too much, bruh! WE GOTTA CHANGE DIS SHIT OR WE FUCKED!!! WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER 2017 WHERE WE ALL DROPPED DEAD, BITCH!!!

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna protest Israel with Bill DeMott for stealing our idea and catchphrase!!!

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I thought Israel was in Africa. :errg

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #110
madassgamer wrote:
- Illinois is in some deep shit for their probable GOP nominee for Congress, Arthur Jones. What's the problem? He is an open Holocaust Denier, calling the Holocaust "the biggest, blackest, lie in history." Even disagreeing with interracial marriage and integration in Schools. Either this man is the biggest political troll in history or is a very fucked up human. With no other Republicans running, he will most likely win the GOP position. :black :black :black


if it sounds like a political troll, and talks like a political troll, and acts like a political troll, then it's a Democrat crony infiltrating the republican system purely for a negative article about the republican party.

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His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.

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Well mista Jones seems likely to win. Regardless, feel free to peruse democracy in all of its forms.

Hmmm... 800 mils lost in the Pentagon construction project account, and on publication. I guess a kleptomaniac Teapot Scandal might arise soon. It's wasn't me!

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Holy shit boy! The rural church communities woke up and got serious about their rights to bear arms. Seriously, I know that it's a rural country, but I always thought the hicks were rights conscious all the fucking time. Up to the point that they have vigilantes round the clock. I guess it's a relaxing atmosphere in touch with nature. However, it's the U.S. and we always gonna have fire!

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Gov debt fun? wtf? why? Very American! *sarcasm*

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #110
A ho ho ho!

The Koreas are at least attempting armistice peace despite the obstructing interference of the US.

Azazel militarily squares off with Iran and Syria in a bid of epic proportions in waging holy crusade/war.

More party memo bias to be sorted out under the wrath of justice.

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