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Post HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121
Hell-O & Whalecum to the 121st edition of HSN!

- As RV-007 reported on the last issue, Ford is doing the unthinkable... They're discontinuing their cars!!! Cars as in their Sedans, Coupes, pretty much anything that isn't a Truck or SUV. This is a batshit crazy move, but they're doing it for a reason. Their cars are declining in sales, so are others for example the Honda Accord and the once top selling Toyota Camry. Ford will phase out their cars by 2022, with the exception of the Mustang and Focus. However, the Focus will be rebranded as a crossover and will be built in China... THE FUCK HAPPENED TO AMERICAN BUILD, BRUH?!?! Next HS!R? Anyway, it is unknown if this change will affect Ford's Luxury division Lincoln. Are we seeing a change in car sales? Will other brands follow suit? Are old people and the media going to blame Millennial's for this?!?!

- Avengers: Infinity Wars has hit a record for opening weekend of a movie at a whopping $630 Million, HOLY FUCK!!! THAT'S A FUCK TON OF MONEY!!! Next week you may see a review... If I have time O_o

- Director Michael Anderson has passed away at the age of 98. Anderson was best known for movies "Logan's Run" and "Dam Busters" and died of Heart Disease. May he Rest In Peace.

- Finally... HELP ME PLZ!!!!!!!!!11 I NED FUCKIN' WRITERS!!!! IRL HASN'T BEEN KOOL FOR ME YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121
DOJ ain't taking shit from any extortion.

Tariff impact.

Donald Trump's health?

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121
Anti-Semetics running in governmental election, decided to be a voice among the disfranchised.

Trump embraces NRA despite the Parkland shooting, probably blaming the shooting on hidden political agendas like immigration.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121
RV-007 wrote:
Trump embraces NRA despite the Parkland shooting

...the NRA had had nothing to do with the shooting... :psh

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121
Volcano in Hawaii rumbling.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121
Hollywood actress Alyssa Milano showed up to an anti-gun protest against the National Rifle Association in Dallas on Saturday... with an entourage of armed security.

Halp, my sides.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121
No news for today, but my new crapware is here! Holy crap!

Keyboard design sucks. Windoze10? Like apps? wtf?

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121
RV-007 wrote:
No news for today, but my new crapware is here! Holy crap!

Keyboard design sucks. Windoze10? Like apps? wtf?


DID SOMEONE SAY WINDOWS 10?!

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121
Sorry about that, didn't know it was the latest. Still a blunder anyways.

Father of former Trump's advisor died by neglect, but something might be (outrageously) amissed.

Guest defends (military) interrogation involving torture.

Uber to test a drone. Binded to fail.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121
Lincoln museum faces debt. Maybe, someone tried to undo the civil war thing? Maybe I am going overboard.

Trump lets drug companies off the hook. Wonder what that means. Hopefully lower drug prices?

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121
Attempt to save coal energy. That's nice. Oh, the proud disbelievers and yet still insistent!

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121
America's embassy to settle in J*r*s*l*m, probably in the middle between Palestine and Azazel. Hope she's ready for the crusading religious sect violence of the fucking century!

European trade with Iran versus sanctions? UN versus NATO?

Hawaiian volcano cracking up, still some residents stay hoping it will stop soon.

I can just feel the conflict and tension cracking up! link for theatrical effect

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #121
Trump losing hand over trade control. Agriculture economy slagging and protectionists get mean as well. It's a tough bull I tell you, hehehe.

Her sexcellency is not on par. Yet, today, is D-DAY!!! That day, is the Day of Defeat, Donald Day, or Day/Donald of Donald/Defeat. I could imagine them saying, "NOOO!!!!". Brace yourselves for devastation! Let them scatter, let them mourn, let them suffer!

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