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_________________ Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare. Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky. I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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Wed May 01, 2019 8:57 am
Shaggboy
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Re: My birthday is in like, 8 days.
Happy birthmonth bro, mine is also this month.
what do you need the compressor for?
_________________ The music box is broken, or is it? It starts to play and a haunting tune fills the air. I awake suddenly from my dream, there is no music box and yet there it is, a tiny one, nestled in my hand and I awake from the dream again as if I were peeling an onion. It’s a dream no matter how far I go; I can never reach reality, trapped in an endless nightmare.
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Wed May 01, 2019 9:59 am
SexyLilSeaOtter
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Re: My birthday is in like, 8 days.
Rototiller engine
_________________ Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare. Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky. I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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Wed May 01, 2019 10:08 am
Pantsman
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Re: My birthday is in like, 8 days.
SexyLilSeaOtter wrote:
Rototiller engine
For the propeller beanie?
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Fri May 03, 2019 3:16 am
SexyLilSeaOtter
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Re: My birthday is in like, 8 days.
YomToxic wrote:
SexyLilSeaOtter wrote:
Rototiller engine
For the propeller beanie?
Hanzos mom was sick of his tiny penis and low stamina so I’m going to power her vibrator with it for her.
JK her vibrator is electric not gas.
No, I own some property and am going to use it to power a band saw to turn the trees I cut down into timber boards and use them to finish the inside of the cabin the meth head who owned it before me ramshackled together.
That’s the awesome thing about these tiny lawnmower/garden equipment engines, you can literally power anything with them.
I did end up ordering it but it may have been stolen off my porch cause I have yet to receive it.
_________________ Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare. Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky. I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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Thu May 09, 2019 11:32 pm
Pantsman
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Re: My birthday is in like, 8 days.
SexyLilSeaOtter wrote:
YomToxic wrote:
SexyLilSeaOtter wrote:
Rototiller engine
For the propeller beanie?
Hanzos mom was sick of his tiny penis and low stamina so I’m going to power her vibrator with it for her.
JK her vibrator is electric not gas.
No, I own some property and am going to use it to power a band saw to turn the trees I cut down into timber boards and use them to finish the inside of the cabin the meth head who owned it before me ramshackled together.
That’s the awesome thing about these tiny lawnmower/garden equipment engines, you can literally power anything with them.
I did end up ordering it but it may have been stolen off my porch cause I have yet to receive it.
See, this is why you put landmines 'round your porch.
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Fri May 10, 2019 1:43 am
Shaggboy
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Re: My birthday is in like, 8 days.
SexyLilSeaOtter wrote:
Hanzos mom was sick of his tiny penis and low stamina so I’m going to power her vibrator with it for her.
Do you have her phone no. by any chance?
I heard she blows like a leaf blower, I want to check that out.
she won't need the vibrator when I'm done with her ;)
_________________ The music box is broken, or is it? It starts to play and a haunting tune fills the air. I awake suddenly from my dream, there is no music box and yet there it is, a tiny one, nestled in my hand and I awake from the dream again as if I were peeling an onion. It’s a dream no matter how far I go; I can never reach reality, trapped in an endless nightmare.
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Fri May 10, 2019 9:49 am
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Re: My birthday is in like, 8 days.
Game controllers on rumble make excellent vibrators. Not just for females. Use this Knowledge and Truth wisely.
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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