Comin' out this fall bitches...ENEMY CHOPPER INBOUND MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!!
While I have your attention, I might as well give my thoughts on the previous 2 CoD's.
CoD 4: Fun game, challenging singleplayer, outstanding multiplayer. My favorite thing is how everyone starts out shitty and never wants to play it again...but you keep playing it anyways and next thing you know you call in your first UAV and cum all over your TV. Then one day you give your first airstrike so you drive to your mother's house and kick her in the face. And when that glorious day comes that you finally manage to call in a helicopter. You drink the freshly spilled goat's blood and ignite the alcohol to burn in the shape of a pentagram.
One thing I have noticed about CoD 4: people that play it on the XBox are a LOT better than people who play it on the PS3.
CoD 5: Meh, kinda a waste. And this is going beyond the "Oh...it's...it's back to WW II?....great..." factor. Yeah yeah, it's the same shit, different page, but hey, you get a flame thrower! That's gotta count for something, right? "Feh" I say! Having played Modern Warfare, the Rifle gunclass just seems gay when compared to the assault rifles...but at least they made it so that you had to earn the rifle grenade, aka newb tewb, instead of just giving it away. I did like how they made the bazooka a lot more accurate than the RPG from Modern Warfare. Dogs vs Chopper: while in many cases the dogs are more effective than the chopper, I've gotta say I'd still rather call in a chopper. Artillery vs Airstrike: The graphics and sound for the Artillery is really badass, but I find that the Airstrike is harder to survive, and I like it's line'o'destruction attack pattern over the Artillery's circle'o'death attack pattern. And let's not forget the tanks...tanks fucking suck. There, I said it. And yes, obviously, they only suck when you're on the business end of the cannon and not in the driver's seat. I say they suck because it never fails: every time you play a map with tanks, one team uses them the entire match, the other team doesn't bother with them after their first two are destroyed...next thing you know you've got 3-4 enemy tanks rollin' a full court press and your team is just getting fucked in the ass like a newb wanting to know what CBP's favorite hobby is. That's not to say that I haven't gone on a 27 kill killing spree with a tank, and it definitely is fun, but all too often you're on what I like to call "the shit team" that lets the enemy have full control over the tanks. This brings up my last point: The Shit Team. I don't know what the fuck the deal is, but the team balancing algorithm or whatever the fuck it is is seriously messed up. I run into very...very few games that can actually be considered "good games". I'd say a good 95% of the games I've played have a clear and definite Shit Team...as you might guess, this is the team that just fucking sucks...we're talking 4-0 Search and Destroy games where you're top dog on your team with a record of 2 - 4. I'm talking about the War games where your team is on their last flag 2 minutes into the game because 80% of the fuckers on your team wants to snipe. Just seems like every other game I play there's a shit team, and with my luck I'm often on it. "Well Dark Jester, you fucking limp dicked loser, perhaps it's YOU that's making your team the shit team!" Nuh-uh. I've gotten to the point where I at least break even with my kills to deaths. You know you're on the shit team when you see 3 people's records on your team that look like this: "2 - 12" "3 - 18" or my personal favorite on a Ground War TDM on the Airfield: "0 - 1 - 21" Yeah, that guy was a real fucking help.
But before I start to ramble too long, I'll cut myself off.....really I just wanted to mention that MW II comes out this fall.
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meldecite wrote:
ahhh i wait for the day someone can get me off.
