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SexyLilSeaOtter
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 I swear to star trek. . . . BEST Job EVER! i now work for the kirby vacume company so i go door to door selling vacumes and you would not beleive the fucking weird and awsome people i meet.
Today i went up to this huge fancy house and rang the doorbell and heard a loud speaker on muffled in the background some lady who looks like she is stung out on meth answers the door in tears. she says what? and i give her my sales pitch and she says no she is listening to the presidents innaguration speech. this lady recorded the speech and was listening to it really loud in her house and crying over it. then i knocked on this old dudes house and when he answers the door i give him my salse pitch and he said OH I LOVE KIRBYS! i remember when they first came out! but oh. . .now isnt a good time my daughter has breast cancer and she is moveing in. so i take the hint and try and leave and then the guy starts getting into stories he had on a vacation he had in Hawwaie. turns out the old dude had dementia and was really only 84 whereas the kirbys first came out 95 years ago. speaking of the kirby vacume, these mother fuckers cost 2,500$ whereas a regular vacume costs 400$. thats fucking pricey
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Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare.
Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky.
I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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psychokittyboy
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Re: I swear to star trek. . . . What happened to the Marine Corps? 
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Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
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Hammm
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Re: I swear to star trek. . . . Vacuums
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Desmond
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Re: I swear to star trek. . . . Try to vacuum your dick, record it, and post it here~
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Subliminal message... You suck.
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F_JUNK_DUMP
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Re: I swear to star trek. . . . Yes what did happen to the Marines?
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Allor wrote: BLACKONESAREBIGGERANDBETTER
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SexyLilSeaOtter
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Re: I swear to star trek. . . . Never joined they rejected me due to mental health records when i was younger so i said fuck it bushes term is comeing to an end and i wont see much action. then i started to reconsider my options and tryed being a drug dealer but that went all downhill after a year so now i turn my attention to the worlds most exspensive vacume
oh and cullinarry school was in there somewhere
fun fact i was in nurseing school before i tryed the marines
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Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare.
Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky.
I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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| Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:30 am |
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psychokittyboy
FH Pope
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Re: I swear to star trek. . . . You're only 19... how the fuck did you cram that in in the last 3 years?
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Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
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| Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:08 pm |
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SexyLilSeaOtter
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Re: I swear to star trek. . . . i never graduated high school
i only finished year 10 so i got my G.E.D when i was like 16
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Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare.
Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky.
I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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