Try LSD it's better than shrooms but after your first bad trip you probly won't want to do it again

Aww... spider invasion... FUCK YOU LCD, FUCK YOU!!!

Yes, I hate flat-screens too!

SHH, SHH!!!

Anyway, it was really Salvia or however you spell it... I'll never trust Carson again.

lol I smoked some salvia. Gotta do it right and you'll trip your balls off.......for like three minutes before immediately sobering back up.

Yes, but three minutes of spiders isn't exactly what I expected... but hey, it's legal right?

I only had two salvia trips that I can remember. One, the first time I did it, we were smoking out of a bong. Took my first hit and was transported to a cartoony, sunny meadow. I'm looking around in slow motion when the bong comes back to me, but what I saw was my friends gathered around this long, tube-like flower sayin' "Duuuuude...you gotta hit this!" So I bent the flower my way and took another hit. Bout all I remember from that one.

The second one was in a car, had a double-trip this time. Took my first hit and started holding it in. Staring at the radio's clock to see how long I was holding my hit. Next thing I know I'm overlooking a small, dark room with a single door that had a clock above it. Along one of the walls was a long bench with like, 10 of me sitting on it. I'm sitting there holding my hit in, watching this scene. I must have been breathing out of my nose and not noticed it, because to me it seemed like I was holding my breath for a ridiculously long time without any feeling of need to breath. Each minute that went by, one of the "me's" on the bench would stand up and walk out the door. Finally, after 5 of them get up and leave I have a terrified thought that if the last one leaves, I'll run out of breath and die. So i exhale and start breathing again. The scene vanishes.

The second trip came with my second hit. As I mentioned, we were sitting in a car...a ford explorer to be specific. I took my hit and looked around, and I swear I was actually hovering just outside the car, still in a sitting position in mid-air.

Shit fuckin fire... you son of a bitch, gettin the good shit.

My onlysd trip happens when I was camping with some friends and I took the LSD and I was like woah and for whatever reason I decided to go for a walk in the woods and I stabed a tree with my pocket knife and it started to bleed And told me it would take my skin so I ran but then all the trees started to scream and that's all I remeber until wakeing up in the middle of a feild a few feet from my camp site

Bears are even more of a buzz kill than autority figures...

What does bears have to do with it?

Kinda makes me wonder why we have one as the spokesperson against forest fires. But over in England, they have Slappy the Frog. He's the animal forest fire representative. I think we need to adopt that system. Because bears are mean...but frogs are cool! Never have I seen a frog hoppin' towards me and thought "Damn! I better play dead!" It's always like. "Hey...here comes that frog! Maybe he will settle near me and I can catch him...and put him in a mayonnaise jar...with a stick and a leaf...to simulate his natural habitat."

Or poke holes in his back so he can breath...oh wait...

"And poke some holes in the jar, since he's sure as hell used to air"

"I'm tired of following my dreams man, I'm just gonna ask where they're goin and hook up with them later."