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Tell me a story.

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So yeah, I went to one of the best high schools in Kansas City: Rockhurst High School (Heard of'em? They're that football team that's nationally ranked better than your high school.) It's an all guy catholic school (save the gay jokes, it just meant we got to hang out with chicks from two all girl catholic schools). Anyways, if your family is wealthy and/or famous for some reason, chances are you were getting sent to Rockhurst. An example of this that there was a kid a grade under me who's father was the lead developer behind Allegra, the allergy medicine. The story I'm about to relate has to do with the son of the best defense attorney in the Kansas City.

But first, just a bit more background info.

Now this guy went to Rockhurst, graduated, went to college, graduated, but just really didn't have any motivation. He gets by but never really lives up to his potential. His father is John O'Connor, a former city prosecutor turned defense attorney. He knows all the cops, all the judges...basically he's got ever connection well established no matter who he's talking to. An example of how good he is: a few years ago there was a drive-by shooting in a high school parking lot. The family of the primary suspect called Johnny Cockren (spelling). Johnny said "I don't do Kansas City. But I'll tell you who you should definitely call: John O'Connor."

Anyways, on to the story:

So this guy is at a wedding reception in this multi-story building with a different club on every floor (mainly to be rented out for big parties like wedding receptions) and there's an open bar, apparently one of those little island-station bar things on wheels, ya know? Anyways, the guy and his friends are there trying to order some shots when the hispanic bartender informs them that he can't give them straight up shots. Two girls, meanwhile, had gotten a shot and then a shot of some kind of chaser/mixer. So they're like "Alright, give us four of those." The dude pours the shots and the chasers, the guys all just drink the shots while looking the bartender dead in the eye before saying "Let us get some more of those." The bartender starts to object when the guy says "Dude, you're getting paid to stand here and pour drinks. So pour the fucking drinks!" At which point the bartender apparently jumped on the guy, getting him in a chokehold. A small scuffle ensues before it's broken up.

Needless to say, the cops were soon on the scene. Before they talked to anyone, the guy walked up and shook the cops hands saying "Hey, how's it going, I'm Johnny O'Connor (named after his father), do you know who my dad is." "Oh sure, Mr. O'Connor! How's things going with you? I saw your dad on the golf course the other day." Needless to say, the bartender was hopelessly fucked. Tons of witnesses there to say the bartender just flipped out and attacked Johnny. The owner of the establishment comes up to Johnny and apologizes, assuring him that the bartender will be fired. Johnny says something along the lines of "Yeah, well I'm really not the kind of guy to want to sue anyone...but the dude did attack me." Knowing who Johnny's dad was, the owner took Johnny to the top floor of the building (at least 10 stories up) to a brand new "club" they had just finished refurbishing. He told Johnny he could have a complete blow-out with 80 of his friends. Booze, food, and entertainment completely free.

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this one time at band camp i got really smashed and woke up in the woods sleeping with racoons

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Budankabump.

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so my sis and i were with our brother and one of his guy friends one day. we decided to just hangout at the mall for lunch. while having lunch we decided to play 21 questions. however, the rule was that it all had to be about sex (embarrassing when you have your own siblings right in front of you hearing what you prefer when it comes to sex). they were simple questions like: do you prefer lights on or lights off?, sheath or no sheath?, etc. by the time we were finished the game everyone around us were gone. guess we scared off the ppl XD


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Reminds me of the Robot Chicken sketch in which they cross Sex and the City with the Golden Girls...buncha old ladies sitting in a restaurant telling dirty sex stories...the guy in the booth next to them periodically asking for his check.


































































































































































































































































Made you look all the way down here. :black

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I demand a better story :x

ONE WITH LAZERS!!!

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And dont forget the rape!

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No, just lazers!

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Maybe Tazers too... and giant robots.


Or personal stories of embarrasement... LOOK, I MASSACRED WORD!

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dont taze me bro

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i saw a gaint robot rape a plumber with a tazer

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i just came on PTK's face

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ewwww but lol


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you know you like it

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