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 If I had telekinesis...
I'd use it to jack myself off allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll day. :black

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wow...(cant say i wouldnt give it a shot myself tho)

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It'd be awesome! Since there's no actual friction, there'd be no chaffing!

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It'd be awesome! Since there's no actual friction, there'd be no chaffing!


sounds pretty stress-less to me *kinda already wishing i had that power* :heh

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Post Re: If I had telekinesis...
I'd use it like the guy from Psi-Ops... and to steal free booze/freak people out while stealing free booze.

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Post Re: If I had telekinesis...
i would totaly use it to kill yacks from 40 yards with mind bullets!

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i'd use it at the beach...Enough said.

but before anyone thinks something ghey...ON GIRLS

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i wuld use it to kill albanians

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I would use it to fap and make hawt women topless

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I would use it to fap and make hawt women topless


my point exactly :heh

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I'd use it to make Junk shut up :REESE

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I'd use it to make Junk shut up :REESE

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i'd use it to fling poo at people

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I'd use it to HEIL HITLER

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I'd use it to HEIL HITLER

Better yet, you could use it to make everyone else HEIL HITLER :black

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