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Dark Jester
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If I had telekinesis...
I'd use it to jack myself off allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll day.
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meldecite wrote: ahhh i wait for the day someone can get me off.
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b1gdogdaddy
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Re: If I had telekinesis...
wow...(cant say i wouldnt give it a shot myself tho)
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Dark Jester
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Re: If I had telekinesis...
It'd be awesome! Since there's no actual friction, there'd be no chaffing!
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meldecite wrote: ahhh i wait for the day someone can get me off.
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b1gdogdaddy
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Re: If I had telekinesis...
Dark Jester wrote: It'd be awesome! Since there's no actual friction, there'd be no chaffing! sounds pretty stress-less to me *kinda already wishing i had that power*
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psychokittyboy
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Re: If I had telekinesis...
I'd use it like the guy from Psi-Ops... and to steal free booze/freak people out while stealing free booze.
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Bael
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Re: If I had telekinesis...
i would totaly use it to kill yacks from 40 yards with mind bullets!
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b1gdogdaddy
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Re: If I had telekinesis...
i'd use it at the beach...Enough said.
but before anyone thinks something ghey...ON GIRLS
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「H A N Z O」
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Re: If I had telekinesis...
i wuld use it to kill albanians
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Re: If I had telekinesis...
I would use it to fap and make hawt women topless
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b1gdogdaddy
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Re: If I had telekinesis...
F_Junk_Dump wrote: I would use it to fap and make hawt women topless my point exactly
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EmoVan
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Re: If I had telekinesis...
I'd use it to make Junk shut up
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「H A N Z O」
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Re: If I had telekinesis...
emovan wrote: I'd use it to make Junk shut up
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b1gdogdaddy
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Re: If I had telekinesis...
i'd use it to fling poo at people
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Re: If I had telekinesis...
I'd use it to HEIL HITLER
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Dark Jester
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Re: If I had telekinesis...
Hanzo wrote: I'd use it to HEIL HITLER Better yet, you could use it to make everyone else HEIL HITLER
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meldecite wrote: ahhh i wait for the day someone can get me off.
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