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Today I ate an apple. It tasted like an apple. I climbed a tree and then I saw a lemmer. The Lemmer said, hello Chris! I said Hello MR LEMER. The Lemer handed me a joint. I said, I can't accept this unless you smoke it with me, I dont smoke weed that much. The lemer nodded and lit it up. I smoked the joint with the lemer. I dont remember much. I think the lemer's name was bob. Well, anyways, I got so stoned that I fell out of the tree. I was stoned out my tree indeed.

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You should have then proceeded to crawl into a hole. Then die.

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Hanzo, get your fingers out of your rectum. If you stopped doing that, you wouldnt walk so funny. People wouldnt make fun of you and throw beer bottles at you every friday night. Just a word advice my canine friend!!

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